yeah let me just nod off and miss the ubahn stop three times in a row
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
yeah let me just nod off and miss the ubahn stop three times in a row
just realized i need to fix my heart or i’ll die
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
just realized i need to fix my heart or i’ll die
tell you about my woes? the one i run through the 6 with?
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
tell you about my woes? the one i run through the 6 with?
hop up out the bed turn my swag on took and a look in the mirror said wassup wassup yeah
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
hop up out the bed turn my swag on took and a look in the mirror said wassup wassup yeah
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too late! i have already decided you do not exist
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
too late! i have already decided you do not exist
the more i want something the less likely it is to happen
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
the more i want something the less likely it is to happen
nice german boys on the apps
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
nice german boys on the apps
can something pls go right for me today. like one thing
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
can something pls go right for me today. like one thing
in a bad twist of fate i have been denied complimentary breakfast so i get to sit here and watch everyone eat food while my phone dies and i wait for my room to be ready and jackie is still in church and proms tomorrow and hanukkah is next week and the jumpstyle video is due the 19th and
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
in a bad twist of fate i have been denied complimentary breakfast so i get to sit here and watch everyone eat food while my phone dies and i wait for my room to be ready and jackie is still in church and proms tomorrow and hanukkah is next week and the jumpstyle video is due the 19th and
i would do unspeakable things for a bed right now
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
i would do unspeakable things for a bed right now
*jesse voice* guten tag BITCH
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
*jesse voice* guten tag BITCH
government funded jumpstyle classes under zohran mamdani
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
government funded jumpstyle classes under zohran mamdani
ok everyone behave while i’m gone
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ok everyone behave while i’m gone
just found out my mayor is a lupe fiasco fan
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
just found out my mayor is a lupe fiasco fan
‘built for AI’ bro you are an Object Bucket
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
‘built for AI’ bro you are an Object Bucket
beating the zoomer allegations by watching npr tiny desk air concert
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
beating the zoomer allegations by watching npr tiny desk air concert
whenever i go to germany i get a confidence jolt that lasts around four days once i get back
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
whenever i go to germany i get a confidence jolt that lasts around four days once i get back
i’ll be ready to date again in 10 years
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i’ll be ready to date again in 10 years
they should let me fly the plane
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
they should let me fly the plane
welcome to work diva!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
welcome to work diva!!
save me xi’an noodles
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
save me xi’an noodles
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Red light CRIMINAL summonses against cyclists.
Based on where enforcement happens, this is not just.
Based on where enforcement happens, this is not just.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Red light CRIMINAL summonses against cyclists.
Based on where enforcement happens, this is not just.
Based on where enforcement happens, this is not just.
marty we have to back! back to berlin!
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
marty we have to back! back to berlin!
update README.md maintenance mode · minio/minio@27742d4
github.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM