Thank you to a certain someone for this awesome Christmas Calendar 🥂🍾😍❤️

Day 1 - JP. Chenet / Blanc De Blancs France

December’s here, and I’m serving mystery, mischief, and just a hint of trouble 😂
Have an awesome day friends, lovers, and perverts 💋💋

#December #MondayVibes

Hello December

Grateful to you all ❣️
Have a fantastic day! And remember: you should be the one doing the stuffing today, not the turkey 💋💋

HumpDay! the only day that openly encourages bad decisions and flirty thoughts.
Humpalicious ❣️you gorgeous humans 💋💋

#HumpDayHappiness #Wednesdayvibe
#NSFW

Dressed in white giving ‘pure and virginal’ which is hilarious, because my coffee has seen me do things and they are not PG rated
Monday mayhem, you gorgeous humans
But first coffee 💋💋☕️

#MondayMotivation #CoffeTime #virginal

The wind is out there causing chaos, so I’m staying in to cause my own… significantly less weather-appropriate trouble!
SundayFunday, you glorious disasters. Stay warm, stay sassy, stay hydrated
💋💋 #sundayvibes #windy #CryptoMarket #FAFO #OwnTheMoment