jordan veilleux
@veilleux.bsky.social
does anyone still wear a hat?
bronwyn on this week’s SLC
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
bronwyn on this week’s SLC
good morning from the emergency room waiting room. (everything’s fine; so far, so good) i understand why you can’t smoke on hospital grounds, i do. nevertheless, will always be strange there’s no dedicated part of every hospital that’s overlook hotel bar or casino-adjacent.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
good morning from the emergency room waiting room. (everything’s fine; so far, so good) i understand why you can’t smoke on hospital grounds, i do. nevertheless, will always be strange there’s no dedicated part of every hospital that’s overlook hotel bar or casino-adjacent.
happy halloween 👹
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
happy halloween 👹
i’m never coming back.
(i’ll be back sunday )
(i’ll be back sunday )
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i’m never coming back.
(i’ll be back sunday )
(i’ll be back sunday )
sitting on the train staring at it 🤭
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
sitting on the train staring at it 🤭
i think I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i think I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow
SMILE 2 (dir. finn, 2024)
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
SMILE 2 (dir. finn, 2024)
i selected content availability as my reason for canceling since they don’t have an “other” option. oh, and fuck off forever for offering an option that’s sort of like other but basically implies you’re canceling because of unmanageable personal problems. stop projecting, babe.
September 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i selected content availability as my reason for canceling since they don’t have an “other” option. oh, and fuck off forever for offering an option that’s sort of like other but basically implies you’re canceling because of unmanageable personal problems. stop projecting, babe.
“there’s a new 158-minute sequel to my best friend’s wedding. people are saying it’s supposed to be nuts.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“there’s a new 158-minute sequel to my best friend’s wedding. people are saying it’s supposed to be nuts.”
i love jeff probst.
September 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i love jeff probst.
so, yeah, children were subject to a mass shooter, probably because the state’s governor invoked the president’s cankles. and, yeah, everyone at the cdc’s quitting because they don’t want to recommend jogging to combat addiction or cancer. but, but, my grandma started doing word searches again.
August 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
so, yeah, children were subject to a mass shooter, probably because the state’s governor invoked the president’s cankles. and, yeah, everyone at the cdc’s quitting because they don’t want to recommend jogging to combat addiction or cancer. but, but, my grandma started doing word searches again.
weapons (2025, creeger)
August 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
weapons (2025, creeger)
having coffee with a friend:
August 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
having coffee with a friend:
the sun kind of freaked it shooting up as i was taking a selfie.
August 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
the sun kind of freaked it shooting up as i was taking a selfie.
caught myself getting excited that this episode of the mentalist is set at a high school reunion. yes, i’m…watching the mentalist…
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
caught myself getting excited that this episode of the mentalist is set at a high school reunion. yes, i’m…watching the mentalist…
[in the style of anne hathaway]
it came true.
it came true.
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
[in the style of anne hathaway]
it came true.
it came true.
well into hour two of waiting for my aunt and uncle’s return from [checks notes] “checking out a horse” so i can [turns page] go buy my grandmother a vacuum cleaner and [flips over legal pad] let the great work of scrubbing this house begin. happy pride 🌈
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
well into hour two of waiting for my aunt and uncle’s return from [checks notes] “checking out a horse” so i can [turns page] go buy my grandmother a vacuum cleaner and [flips over legal pad] let the great work of scrubbing this house begin. happy pride 🌈
accidentally drank cold brew and now i’m jason statham in crank and ellen burstyn in requiem. not sure how it could’ve happened. it’s not like it was… clearly printed on this bright yellow bottle i purchased yesterday…
April 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
accidentally drank cold brew and now i’m jason statham in crank and ellen burstyn in requiem. not sure how it could’ve happened. it’s not like it was… clearly printed on this bright yellow bottle i purchased yesterday…
well, it’s happening again.
April 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
well, it’s happening again.
🎵 my sister and i had an act that couldn’t flop 🎵
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
🎵 my sister and i had an act that couldn’t flop 🎵
survived buffet-style brunch
April 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
survived buffet-style brunch
blue origin just makes me think of
April 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
blue origin just makes me think of