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Kiimu!
@vanillakreamcat.bsky.social
My name is Kiimu. 24 years old. Male (He/Him).
I pretend to be a cat online and write things occasionally. Often NSFW. 🔞

bababooey
The Finals has invaded my brain space enough for me to make OC lore.

They are a malfunctioning advertisement bot, made to promote Örf! They like kitties, watching Örf, playing, having fun, and hurting people!
July 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Haven't used this account in 6 months. I should start archiving my thoughts here instead. Maybe.
July 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
BOOBS
January 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Welcome 2025.
I'm a passionless and washed-up adult at the ripe age of 24.
That's gotta be a new world record.
January 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was napping and having a dream I was in bed with a fat bitch and I was pressing my face between her doughy ass cheeks and it was great then someone knocked on my room door irl to let one of the cats in.
Now I'm awake and maaaaaad.
December 27, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Where is the website that lets you report captioning not being accurate to what's being said???

I'm watching DBZ Kai on Hulu and the subtitles are so fucked. It's abysmal.
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Y'all mfers gotta hop off Naughty Dog and Intergalactic.
They made ONE (1) game you didn't like (and most likely never played) and suddenly all the other fantastic shit they made previously is null and void.
Let em cook.
If it's bad, you can just not buy it.
December 15, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Referring to my mental illness as *The Curse* from now on
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Saltines and shredded cheddar cheese.
It ain't a glamorous snack but it's still good.
December 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
You can make your OCs 30% cooler if you add a musical motif every time they enter a scene
November 8, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I'm unironically getting addicted to the Pokemon TCG app.
November 8, 2024 at 5:41 AM
The issue with Bluesky that I'm having rn is it's not showing me enough gayslop between my favorite fictional characters
November 6, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Got a Walmart italian hero sub and a whole joint.
Fuck politics I'm just focusing on me rn.
November 6, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Crazy times we live in.
Time to get shit faced because fuck it lmao
November 6, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Treyarch cooked so hard with the Black Ops 6 campaign that they forgot to balance the multiplayer
October 31, 2024 at 6:31 PM
They call me the fridge because I'm cool like that
October 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Kiimu!
Remember everyone
October 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Kiimu!
I don't RP [anymore], but I love to talk shop and brainstorm different RP scenarios.
October 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Hate being asked "what's your type?"
I literally don't have one.
I fw bitches of all shapes and sizes.
I have favorites but who doesn't?
Basically, if you're nice to me, you can get it.
It's that easy.
October 25, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Monster girls but there is no visual difference besides lack of weenor
October 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
meow

yk what I mean?
October 25, 2024 at 4:38 PM
The Internet has led me to believe this is the drink that makes you gay and I'm very interested in finding some ngl
October 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
My toxic trait is I slurp those 16.9 ounce water bottles in one big chug.

Thorsty.
October 23, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Do you think Goku would confuse gender transitioning with powering up to a new form?

Like, he's hella confused but really supportive lmao
October 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I wish I could purr irl. Something to non-verbally show approval or comfort.
October 19, 2024 at 5:47 AM