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Cruise ship Zumba instructor. Lapsed CFA Charterholder. Banned from Boat Owners Forum (unjustly)
Don’t tell me to calm down ChatGPT, YOU CALM DOWN
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Don’t tell me to calm down ChatGPT, YOU CALM DOWN
AI thinkboys are never beating the weirdo allegations
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
AI thinkboys are never beating the weirdo allegations
Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers. Does your grandma know what bitcoin is? She will
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers. Does your grandma know what bitcoin is? She will
Me trying to intimidate the DJ at my friend’s 40th birthday party into playing a second Nelly song
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me trying to intimidate the DJ at my friend’s 40th birthday party into playing a second Nelly song
Me scrolling back to 2016 on the Instagram of somebody I’m cyberstalking trying not to accidentally click anything
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me scrolling back to 2016 on the Instagram of somebody I’m cyberstalking trying not to accidentally click anything
The only “bird app” we recognize
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The only “bird app” we recognize
I was #102 so did not make the list. So close. Get ‘em next year
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I was #102 so did not make the list. So close. Get ‘em next year
Yet again women are elbowed out of leadership roles due to old-boys-club cronyism
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Yet again women are elbowed out of leadership roles due to old-boys-club cronyism
“2008 Global Financial Crisis” hoodie goes hard
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“2008 Global Financial Crisis” hoodie goes hard
Women are now getting salmon DNA infusions to become mermaids. How did we let social media convince us we need to become woman-fish chimeras to be “good enough”?
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Women are now getting salmon DNA infusions to become mermaids. How did we let social media convince us we need to become woman-fish chimeras to be “good enough”?
Realest LinkedIn About section ever
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Realest LinkedIn About section ever
Literally so me… “I love classical music… the violins, the horn section… this is probably Beethoven or something…”
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Literally so me… “I love classical music… the violins, the horn section… this is probably Beethoven or something…”
A single Canadian dollar eh? Tempting but I already have plans to buy a bunch of green onions later as a snack, so I’m afraid I can’t spare it
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A single Canadian dollar eh? Tempting but I already have plans to buy a bunch of green onions later as a snack, so I’m afraid I can’t spare it
Now I know ChatGPT didn’t just tell me to calm down
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Now I know ChatGPT didn’t just tell me to calm down
Anybody else wanna get a disruptive edge by taking an ancient bath? I know I do
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Anybody else wanna get a disruptive edge by taking an ancient bath? I know I do
Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers
Maybe later. Maybe never
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Maybe later. Maybe never
Oh well, there’s always hockey season…
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh well, there’s always hockey season…
Happy last day of the year in Toronto that the sun sets before 5 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Happy last day of the year in Toronto that the sun sets before 5 PM
Voted in the NYC election today! Illegally (I’m Canadian) but I really wanted to be part of it 👍
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Voted in the NYC election today! Illegally (I’m Canadian) but I really wanted to be part of it 👍
Your toddler in the grocery store screaming for $9/pint blueberries
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Your toddler in the grocery store screaming for $9/pint blueberries
Cool stuff from Art Toronto 2025
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cool stuff from Art Toronto 2025
Keep that thing on me in case they try to run up
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Keep that thing on me in case they try to run up