Andrea
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Andrea
@valkyrie.hacker.gf
the paragon of women
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Finally I can have this wonderful endorsement pinned again
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thanks Google; I'll be sure to use large enough symmetrizers next time I go fishing
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Half the US and britgov all going "Man the CCP has a kickass deal with that firewall and mass internet surveillance thing."
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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time for your regular morning cat burrowing under my arm
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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YIKES: NSO floats Pegasus spyware used in hypothetical "time of domestic crisis" in 🇺🇸America.

I believe they won't stop lobbying until they get Pegasus into USA.

To hack Americans. 1/
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Jesus Keyrist this is just so awful, what the hell?
1/2
ICE/CPB thugs tackled a nonverbal autistic man outside a Family Dollar in Chicago’s Little Village claiming he was “noncompliant.”

Witnesses begged them to stop. “Why they beating up this special boy?” one worker cried. “He comes in every day for a treat. He has the mind of a child.” 🤬🤬🤬
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Reminds me of this Dutch classic (check the Alt-text):
De clitoris is in de eerste plaats een stok om de man mee te slaan
www.trouw.nl/nieuws/de-cl...
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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If you're using the old tweetdeck chrome extension over there, you'll want to turn that off. (Thanks @deck.blue for existing)

twistedvoxel.com/massive-ban-...
Massive Ban Wave Targets OldTweetDeck Users Following X’s Crackdown on Third-Party Access
A widespread ban wave has hit OldTweetDeck users as X suspends accounts for “inauthentic behavior,” marking the end of the free TweetDeck alternative.
twistedvoxel.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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i’m glad we’re all seriously debating what topics we should make illegal for the computer to talk about with us but wokely

it’s for the children

if we don’t ban the uncomfortable topics the children will die

let me scan your retinas btw
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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And, there we go: The formal judgment of acquittal.

"Sandwich guy" case is done.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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good morning baby
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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God, a thousand times this.

That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.

I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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This is 100% true. I’m in Manhattan today for work and they made me convert to Islam before I was allowed to purchase my BEC and coffee this morning. Inshallah I’m able to get a slice of pizza tonight because the ration lines are so long.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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here's an example of the "moral discernment" you're signing on with :)
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I only accept beef in paper wrapping so they can't jack up the price of the box
inspector trump is on the case
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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In "We Were The Lucky Ones" (true story of a Jewish family in Poland in WW2) the daughter learns her father has been detained. She puts on her most respectable dress to speak to camp guards, so they'll tell her the truth about if he's there.

Look at this man, in his suit. How is this happening.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Please, Mister Trump, start sending cattle ranches to jail for making money while giving Argentina infinity dollars. I beg you. It’s the only way to make America great again.
inspector trump is on the case
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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if they take my archive site away from me i will burst into flames like the human torch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Buying and selling drugs is a victimless crime. Something that would obviously be allowed in a supposed free market. These people are murderous thugs.
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM