for the neurodivergent youths: this is a satire of what my colleagues tell me was a 1970's humor magazine called National Lampoon. you may also know that name from a popular 1989 Christmas movie starring Chevy Chase. They are indeed connected.

My mom was brilliant cause she would make paper plates of portioned out leftovers, wrap them and freeze them for "homemade TV dinners"

Tipsy bus rides are super fun

I highly recommend taking the bus for dinner and a show! It's much better and cheaper than parking. Ease into it by bussing to brunch and a stroll around downtown on a weekend. Use the transit option in Google maps to get the routes and timing.

This feels especially apt rn with the arrest of penis costume grandma

if you reach a certain level of wealth (idk say $50 million net worth), any money beyond that should be placed in a public trust where you have to apply for it like a grant to do anything with it.