jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX born and based.
[he/him]
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX born and based.
[he/him]
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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
· Oct 2
A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
Sometimes I make these little minute or so long videos with my extra footage and put them on my channel.
Here’s one of (mostly) Laurelhurst from last week.
I’ll probably start making more, they’re a good way to escape for a bit.
🍂
Here’s one of (mostly) Laurelhurst from last week.
I’ll probably start making more, they’re a good way to escape for a bit.
🍂
Late Fall in Oregon - An Autumn Ending
YouTube video by Strayhours
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sometimes I make these little minute or so long videos with my extra footage and put them on my channel.
Here’s one of (mostly) Laurelhurst from last week.
I’ll probably start making more, they’re a good way to escape for a bit.
🍂
Here’s one of (mostly) Laurelhurst from last week.
I’ll probably start making more, they’re a good way to escape for a bit.
🍂
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Getting up from the bar to puke like
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Getting up from the bar to puke like
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when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
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What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
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He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Facebook is great for when you’re thinking… I wonder if my cousins husbands dad is replying “hey beutiful” on any girls posts
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Facebook is great for when you’re thinking… I wonder if my cousins husbands dad is replying “hey beutiful” on any girls posts
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Sometimes when my cats are fighting, I pretend it's over me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sometimes when my cats are fighting, I pretend it's over me.
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I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
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10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
Reporting from a bustling, fall hued, and invisibly ‘war torn’ downtown Portland.
I smell gyros, and hear someone playing the violin.
Just brutal.
📸: Portland, Oregon
I smell gyros, and hear someone playing the violin.
Just brutal.
📸: Portland, Oregon
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Reporting from a bustling, fall hued, and invisibly ‘war torn’ downtown Portland.
I smell gyros, and hear someone playing the violin.
Just brutal.
📸: Portland, Oregon
I smell gyros, and hear someone playing the violin.
Just brutal.
📸: Portland, Oregon
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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demanding a famous folk singer write a moving ballad about the time I fell ass first into an ice fishing hole
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
demanding a famous folk singer write a moving ballad about the time I fell ass first into an ice fishing hole
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secret discord! at the poster collab house
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
secret discord! at the poster collab house
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
Have a solid weekend, people.
Reach out and call a loved one, if you’re so inclined.
Take care out there.
📸: Portland, Oregon
Reach out and call a loved one, if you’re so inclined.
Take care out there.
📸: Portland, Oregon
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Have a solid weekend, people.
Reach out and call a loved one, if you’re so inclined.
Take care out there.
📸: Portland, Oregon
Reach out and call a loved one, if you’re so inclined.
Take care out there.
📸: Portland, Oregon
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ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
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We’re seeing increased and aggressive ICE activity across the Portland metro region — including around sensitive locations like schools.
Save the PIRC hotline on your phone and call/text if you witness ICE activity: 888-622-1510
Save the PIRC hotline on your phone and call/text if you witness ICE activity: 888-622-1510
Cesar Chavez School and George Middle School have implemented the PPS's “secure the perimeter” protocol amid reports of ICE activity in the neighborhood.
PPS Secures North Portland Schools Amid Reports of ICE Activity
Joanna Hou
www.wweek.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We’re seeing increased and aggressive ICE activity across the Portland metro region — including around sensitive locations like schools.
Save the PIRC hotline on your phone and call/text if you witness ICE activity: 888-622-1510
Save the PIRC hotline on your phone and call/text if you witness ICE activity: 888-622-1510
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
Much needed after a rough year.
Silver linings.
🎧🎶
Silver linings.
🎧🎶
Our 10th studio album Cabin In The Sky, available November 21st on Mass Appeal. Artwork by Hebru Brantley. Production by DJ Premier, Super Dave, Pete Rock and features by Killer Mike, Yukimi from Little Dragon, Common, Nas and Black Thought. Pre-save now de-la-soul.sng.to/cabin-in-the...
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Much needed after a rough year.
Silver linings.
🎧🎶
Silver linings.
🎧🎶
Laurelhurst looking dapper in its fall garb.
📸: Portland, Oregon
📸: Portland, Oregon
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Laurelhurst looking dapper in its fall garb.
📸: Portland, Oregon
📸: Portland, Oregon
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Billups - Take the Under
Splitter - Take the Thunder
Splitter - Take the Thunder
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billups - Take the Under
Splitter - Take the Thunder
Splitter - Take the Thunder