ET Heisenberg
@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Pinned
At any serious club, these would be footballing sins worthy of eternal damnation:
- Losing a cup final to Spurs and Newcastle
- Going from champions to bottom-half pilgrims
- Getting humbled by 4th-division Grimsby
- Bottling it at home against 10 men
(1)
- Losing a cup final to Spurs and Newcastle
- Going from champions to bottom-half pilgrims
- Getting humbled by 4th-division Grimsby
- Bottling it at home against 10 men
(1)
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
At any serious club, these would be footballing sins worthy of eternal damnation:
- Losing a cup final to Spurs and Newcastle
- Going from champions to bottom-half pilgrims
- Getting humbled by 4th-division Grimsby
- Bottling it at home against 10 men
(1)
- Losing a cup final to Spurs and Newcastle
- Going from champions to bottom-half pilgrims
- Getting humbled by 4th-division Grimsby
- Bottling it at home against 10 men
(1)
VVD highlights vs PSV
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
VVD highlights vs PSV
Konate highlights vs PSV
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Konate highlights vs PSV
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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This is Arne Slot with his lovely wife and daughter.
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is Arne Slot with his lovely wife and daughter.
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
This is Arne Slot with his lovely wife and daughter.
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is Arne Slot with his lovely wife and daughter.
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
Before you call for him to be sacked, think about his family. How do you want him to put food on their table? He must stay at #LFC
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Wayne and Kai Rooney watching another Virgil Van Dijk disasterclass for the Nth time this season! 🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wayne and Kai Rooney watching another Virgil Van Dijk disasterclass for the Nth time this season! 🤣🤣
Liverpool just lost their 9th game in 12 against PSV
What will Arne Slot's excuse be? 👇🏼
What will Arne Slot's excuse be? 👇🏼
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Liverpool just lost their 9th game in 12 against PSV
What will Arne Slot's excuse be? 👇🏼
What will Arne Slot's excuse be? 👇🏼
Man United won't have played any of these sacked managers: Postecoglou, Potter, Pereira, Nuno's Nottingham etc
Instead we will take on resurgent Forest*, West Ham, Wolves and Leeds** all with new, confident managers....
Sometimes the chips just don't land in your favour 🤷🏽
Instead we will take on resurgent Forest*, West Ham, Wolves and Leeds** all with new, confident managers....
Sometimes the chips just don't land in your favour 🤷🏽
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man United won't have played any of these sacked managers: Postecoglou, Potter, Pereira, Nuno's Nottingham etc
Instead we will take on resurgent Forest*, West Ham, Wolves and Leeds** all with new, confident managers....
Sometimes the chips just don't land in your favour 🤷🏽
Instead we will take on resurgent Forest*, West Ham, Wolves and Leeds** all with new, confident managers....
Sometimes the chips just don't land in your favour 🤷🏽
*Who we sacked for finishing 7th
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
*Who we sacked for finishing 7th
Still can't believe we lost AT HOME to Everton.
Who had 10 players.
Who are Managed by David Moyes.
Who has never won at Old Trafford in the Premier League.
Who had 10 players.
Who are Managed by David Moyes.
Who has never won at Old Trafford in the Premier League.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Still can't believe we lost AT HOME to Everton.
Who had 10 players.
Who are Managed by David Moyes.
Who has never won at Old Trafford in the Premier League.
Who had 10 players.
Who are Managed by David Moyes.
Who has never won at Old Trafford in the Premier League.
I couldn't have summed it up better
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I couldn't have summed it up better
Luke Shaw and Joshua Zirkzee highlights, Man United vs Everton
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Luke Shaw and Joshua Zirkzee highlights, Man United vs Everton
Saw a lot of ppl being v critical of Patrick Dorgu the last few matches. The same people threw shade at me for suggesting that United buy a seasoned first choice LWB and that Dorgu should be a back up option this season 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Saw a lot of ppl being v critical of Patrick Dorgu the last few matches. The same people threw shade at me for suggesting that United buy a seasoned first choice LWB and that Dorgu should be a back up option this season 🙄
Ruben Amorim is starting to remind me of someone...
🤔🛠️
🤔🛠️
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ruben Amorim is starting to remind me of someone...
🤔🛠️
🤔🛠️
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It’s cringey when people compare Sir Alex to Ruben Amorim 🤦🏽♂️ Fergie was unique - he broke the Rangers/Celtic duopoly and beat Real Madrid in a cup final before joining #MUFC. Comparing him to modern managers is disrespectful. There’ll never be another SAF, so stop chasing that fantasy. Rant over.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s cringey when people compare Sir Alex to Ruben Amorim 🤦🏽♂️ Fergie was unique - he broke the Rangers/Celtic duopoly and beat Real Madrid in a cup final before joining #MUFC. Comparing him to modern managers is disrespectful. There’ll never be another SAF, so stop chasing that fantasy. Rant over.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Bilbao for me.
Losing a final to the team that pioneered the adjective "Spursy" told me everything I needed to know.
Losing a final to the team that pioneered the adjective "Spursy" told me everything I needed to know.
But, when his time is done, I’ll look back to his post-Grimsby interview (just like Jose’s vs Seville) as the day he lost me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bilbao for me.
Losing a final to the team that pioneered the adjective "Spursy" told me everything I needed to know.
Losing a final to the team that pioneered the adjective "Spursy" told me everything I needed to know.
Can only remember #MUFC losing once at home to Everton: 0-1 in 2013 when (weirdly) David Moyes was Utd manager. Moyes never won at Old Trafford with another club in the PL - until tonight. I used to say that David Moyes was the worst United manager I saw.
Based on stats, Ruben Amorim is worse.
Based on stats, Ruben Amorim is worse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Can only remember #MUFC losing once at home to Everton: 0-1 in 2013 when (weirdly) David Moyes was Utd manager. Moyes never won at Old Trafford with another club in the PL - until tonight. I used to say that David Moyes was the worst United manager I saw.
Based on stats, Ruben Amorim is worse.
Based on stats, Ruben Amorim is worse.