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I love it when the garbage takes themselves out. Being pro choice does not mean you can negate the health care of a developing fetus you choose to have. You wouldn't smoke a pack a day, would you? Why would you smoke weed all day?
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can't believe stating the scientific obvious that pregnant women smoking is harmful for developing fetuses is going to be politicized by every single liberal crackhead in my mutuals
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Chief Bovino is not a political appointee. He is a civil servant, subject to the same requirements to be nonpartisan as any other employee. These messages are being broadcast from an official government account.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118.

Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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First journalist to find out if it’s cancer or a stroke will win a Pulitzer.
Tonight he says his MRI was perfect just like the phone call that got him impeached 👀👀👀
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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It’s going to happen!

Speaker Johnson will lose the gavel before midterms.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I'm waiting 🤨🌷
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Reporter: You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US—

Trump: Right

Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?

Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Republican senator pretends he doesn’t know any senators
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Translation: Pete may well go down for this. But I’m not going with him.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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We have a cabinet level Secretary of State, a diplomatic corps, Special Envoys, and Defense team to do this work.

“Son-in-law” is not a government job. Kushner does not represent us.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Give not a millimeter to Russia. Not a single grain of Ukrainian soil.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Narrator: so, it was the brain.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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HOW ARE THERE YET MORE DEM CAMPAIGNS THAT THINK I WANT TO HEAR FROM JAMES CARVILLE

AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE

STOP
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The first strike was also murder. You can’t just up and kill civilians on the high seas and then claim you were at war with them.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I’m always curriously struck by people that think I’m so positive and happy, when I live in the land of outrage and heartbreak. I guess I’m glad to appear this way if it makes me more effective. Fighting for All children is a lifetime commitment. Join me! youtu.be/I_CE7GqqrvY?... go.bsky.app/CFsxihr
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Opening the door to throw Hegseth under the bus:
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Thank you always, Jesse @journeyled1.bsky.social for including me! Followed & Sharing. Senseless killings! 💙💙 go.bsky.app/THEFPEt
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM