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I'm just here to post pictures of my dogs and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum.
A luxury sit-down wee is a thing to be cherished. Why would I stand, like some kind of chump?
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A luxury sit-down wee is a thing to be cherished. Why would I stand, like some kind of chump?
Best beer in the world, everyone says so, even the haters and losers. 3/5
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Best beer in the world, everyone says so, even the haters and losers. 3/5
Any word you think about too much becomes an alien species. The Bruschetta peoples of Baguette 4 have been at war with the Houmous folk from the Pitta nebula since time immemorial.
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Any word you think about too much becomes an alien species. The Bruschetta peoples of Baguette 4 have been at war with the Houmous folk from the Pitta nebula since time immemorial.
I think I know you best from your cameo in The Last Starfighter
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I think I know you best from your cameo in The Last Starfighter
He probably hasn't even kept the grit bin filled up
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He probably hasn't even kept the grit bin filled up
I guess thats one way to stop school shootings
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I guess thats one way to stop school shootings
My dogs staring at me to let me know it's bedtime at 9pm most nights has led to a drastic improvement in my sleep patterns. The staring doesn't stop until you give in.
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My dogs staring at me to let me know it's bedtime at 9pm most nights has led to a drastic improvement in my sleep patterns. The staring doesn't stop until you give in.
No obvious successor, so I'm imagining the kingdom is going to be split three ways - the religious states will support Vance, the militarists will follow Hegseth and the loyalists will rally behind whichever of trumps children wins an arm wrestling contest, so probably Ivanka?
August 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
No obvious successor, so I'm imagining the kingdom is going to be split three ways - the religious states will support Vance, the militarists will follow Hegseth and the loyalists will rally behind whichever of trumps children wins an arm wrestling contest, so probably Ivanka?
I believe it's spelt whey
August 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I believe it's spelt whey
Even if this weren't hyperbole, people don't need PhD level experts. 99% of what people use LLMs for could be accomplished by a search engine, if the market leaders hadn't all been enshittified
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Even if this weren't hyperbole, people don't need PhD level experts. 99% of what people use LLMs for could be accomplished by a search engine, if the market leaders hadn't all been enshittified
TBF, nobody wants to be up shit kriek
July 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
TBF, nobody wants to be up shit kriek
As ridiculous billionaire activities go, this one at least seems less wasteful than building phallic rockets to go into space
July 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
As ridiculous billionaire activities go, this one at least seems less wasteful than building phallic rockets to go into space
I genuinely can't imagine being that passionate about centrism - it's like being a huge fan of grey overcast days.
July 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I genuinely can't imagine being that passionate about centrism - it's like being a huge fan of grey overcast days.
You absolutely wanted to like it!
July 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You absolutely wanted to like it!
I feel like just a year ago if masked men with guns claiming to be representing the government but offering no identification tried to gain access to a public event they would have been arrested? I'm not American though so please forgive my naivety if that's not the case
June 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I feel like just a year ago if masked men with guns claiming to be representing the government but offering no identification tried to gain access to a public event they would have been arrested? I'm not American though so please forgive my naivety if that's not the case
Those actors sure are playing characters
May 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Those actors sure are playing characters
You seem to have confused him for someone with wants, beliefs and dreams which aren't just "be prime minister". He wants to make whatever beer the Daily Mail tells him they hate him for not making
May 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You seem to have confused him for someone with wants, beliefs and dreams which aren't just "be prime minister". He wants to make whatever beer the Daily Mail tells him they hate him for not making
Honestly downing trou at their dining table and Jackson Pollocking their house might be worth it
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Honestly downing trou at their dining table and Jackson Pollocking their house might be worth it
I just really hope the underdog team make it to regionals.
April 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just really hope the underdog team make it to regionals.
I feel like this is a little unfair to the 7.7 billion of us who aren't allowed to vote in US Elections
March 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I feel like this is a little unfair to the 7.7 billion of us who aren't allowed to vote in US Elections
Big Gas have been taking the piss with those lights they put in boilers. Ripe for a suing if you ask me.
March 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Big Gas have been taking the piss with those lights they put in boilers. Ripe for a suing if you ask me.
Don't get me wrong, Brexit was stupid and led by misguided nationalism and (in some cases) racism...but we aren't threatening to annex other countries whilst dismantling all checks and balances within our own system. So, you know, not *quite* as far along as you guys yet...
February 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Don't get me wrong, Brexit was stupid and led by misguided nationalism and (in some cases) racism...but we aren't threatening to annex other countries whilst dismantling all checks and balances within our own system. So, you know, not *quite* as far along as you guys yet...