Underscore "I'm at Soup" Zeus
@underscorezeus.bsky.social
Aspiring dishwasher
Best known for getting Morbius back in theaters
He/they
Best known for getting Morbius back in theaters
He/they
Showing Blue Velvet to a Disney adult and watching their mind melt in real time
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Showing Blue Velvet to a Disney adult and watching their mind melt in real time
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
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Trying to explain this to a street gang of tough kids in ten years and getting beaten unconscious with a tire iron. When I wake up I can remember the labubertruck but not my last name
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trying to explain this to a street gang of tough kids in ten years and getting beaten unconscious with a tire iron. When I wake up I can remember the labubertruck but not my last name
Who up rn sixing they shot
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who up rn sixing they shot
I love that Lynch and Frost dedicated a full five minutes of The Return to letting Nine Inch Nails perform one of their songs
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I love that Lynch and Frost dedicated a full five minutes of The Return to letting Nine Inch Nails perform one of their songs
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One thing I learned from my short stint in local politics is that literally everyone who plays video games plays city builders
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One thing I learned from my short stint in local politics is that literally everyone who plays video games plays city builders
They're doing Mr Breet style torture in the rocket money ads
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They're doing Mr Breet style torture in the rocket money ads
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A post Thanksgiving TF sales thread is in order. I’m parting with some good stuff today! I’ll post prices down below, but please know I’m open to offers!
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A post Thanksgiving TF sales thread is in order. I’m parting with some good stuff today! I’ll post prices down below, but please know I’m open to offers!
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my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
I hate to say it but I don't think Finn is gonna survive this season
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I hate to say it but I don't think Finn is gonna survive this season
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not so much uncharismatic as anticharismatic. all the charisma within a 10 mile radius ups and leaves as soon as he starts speaking.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
not so much uncharismatic as anticharismatic. all the charisma within a 10 mile radius ups and leaves as soon as he starts speaking.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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...ohhhh, I just learned that Rise of Skywalker was co-written by the guy who wrote Batman v. Superman and I feel like that explains a LOT.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
...ohhhh, I just learned that Rise of Skywalker was co-written by the guy who wrote Batman v. Superman and I feel like that explains a LOT.
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“At least there’s movie discussion on Twitter!”*
*Bald Ann Dowd shitposted about Train Dreams and everybody spent the rest of the day arguing about whether people have the right to opinions
*Bald Ann Dowd shitposted about Train Dreams and everybody spent the rest of the day arguing about whether people have the right to opinions
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“At least there’s movie discussion on Twitter!”*
*Bald Ann Dowd shitposted about Train Dreams and everybody spent the rest of the day arguing about whether people have the right to opinions
*Bald Ann Dowd shitposted about Train Dreams and everybody spent the rest of the day arguing about whether people have the right to opinions
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Also, if the BBC is right about the timeline of Lakanwal's life, then the CIA used him as a child soldier.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Also, if the BBC is right about the timeline of Lakanwal's life, then the CIA used him as a child soldier.
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What this sounds like is a couple not understanding why people can’t just let them wear their swastika armbands in peace.
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck owners.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What this sounds like is a couple not understanding why people can’t just let them wear their swastika armbands in peace.
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"Needs more maple syrup to qualify as Canadian content"
Maybe they assessed it by how many "ey" sounds the performers made.
Maybe they assessed it by how many "ey" sounds the performers made.
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"Needs more maple syrup to qualify as Canadian content"
Maybe they assessed it by how many "ey" sounds the performers made.
Maybe they assessed it by how many "ey" sounds the performers made.
Call me Lorelai Gilmore the way I just drank my fourth cup of coffee today
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Call me Lorelai Gilmore the way I just drank my fourth cup of coffee today
Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Thanksgiving
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mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
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Just watched GDT’s ‘Frankenstein’ and I think that Netflix’s mandate to have all characters give dialogue to facilitate the audience multitasking during the movie is so damaging to art as a concept that it’s tantamount to crime against humanity
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Just watched GDT’s ‘Frankenstein’ and I think that Netflix’s mandate to have all characters give dialogue to facilitate the audience multitasking during the movie is so damaging to art as a concept that it’s tantamount to crime against humanity
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we mustn’t forget the meaning of thanksgiving: transmitting highly infectious diseases to your guests
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
we mustn’t forget the meaning of thanksgiving: transmitting highly infectious diseases to your guests
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