BTW, I think dentists and assistants should drop the "floss only those teeth you want to keep" crap and say "When you take a shit, you don't wipe your butt cheeks...you wipe in your ass crack. So floss and get that shit outta there." Thanks to Reddit for that graphic visual. It worked for me.

George just be giving us the side eye to end all side eyes. Trying so hard to hold his nose.

We know, George. And we are sorry.

Set to record. Thanks! This will be fun.

Here's the timing. Margo drank her first martini at 0:00, when I started the stopwatch. And it goes from there.

The more I see in this world, the less I think of him as a villain.

Ain't it always the way? I'm sorry to hear it. Go lift out your frustration and anger when you can, then eat your feelings. Big bear hugs.

But prunes? They're now one of my favorite foods. seriously. And for the reason you probably suspect. Go eat four prunes and see what you think.
Goddamn it. I'm now an old fogey.

For background: I've been quite good about brushing and neglectful about flossing, as I think many of us are. And my dental visits reveal unideal oral health. So I want to see what happens when I flip things around.