Uncle Dion
uncledion.bsky.social
Uncle Dion
@uncledion.bsky.social
Teacher. Toy Collector. Cook. Way too old to still be watching wrestling.
“El Dandy is a jam up guy.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
People who dip should pay double. For everything.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
And from the most MissPiggy looking MF on TV
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“Prices seem reasonable.”-Door Dash
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Our government is just that guy in a hot dog suit.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Rogan has reached a point where he physically looks perpetually exhausted by his own bullshit.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They need to be more like The Sopranos. Every next episode preview was Tony yelling at a capo, cut to a body thrown off a dock. Next episode it’s just Tony yelling about cannoli and the body is some random dock worker who OD’d on drugs he bought from Lil Paulie.
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just voted for four more years of the San Antonio Spurs!
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Neo Know Nothings strike again
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Neo Know Nothing Party strikes again
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I will never drive a Volvo.
(I have no idea where I would even obtain a Volvo.)
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Her eyes are so close together they’re making my eyes closer together.
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I tried to train when I was younger. First time my ear touched wet armpit hair I decided to just watch.
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Banger
October 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
More Republicans will hate watch this than will watch the goofy alternative show. Halftime Show makes record viewership.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s absolutely adorable that anyone thinks a Republican would EVER be held accountable after re-electing an insurrectionist.
October 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
So we are going back to the times before the Pendleton Act?
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why did you post a picture of a boar’s mammary glands?
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Warrior Ethos:
I will always place the mission first
I will never accept defeat
I will never quit
I will never leave a fallen comrade

It’s been around for a while. It’s not something he made up. He’s just using it to try and sound cool. He’s not.
September 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Our strong independent journalists have had 5hrs to name this fool yet he still remains as anonymous as an ICE agent. Not seeing too many viable alternatives to MSM despite online claims. @meidastouch.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM