tessa 🧸
@uncleappa.bsky.social
Lesbian | aspiring butch | purveyor of “I love my wife” content | she/they
Defffff one of the kitties on the moon
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Defffff one of the kitties on the moon
Playing games with you is a joy!! Thanksgiving is fake but friendship is real!! Ily and your gigantic blonde wig, toe!!! 💕
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Playing games with you is a joy!! Thanksgiving is fake but friendship is real!! Ily and your gigantic blonde wig, toe!!! 💕
lmao get ready to eat shit for thanksgiving, loser!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
lmao get ready to eat shit for thanksgiving, loser!!
Grateful to have met two of my favorite lesbians in this online space 🙂↕️🙏💕
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Grateful to have met two of my favorite lesbians in this online space 🙂↕️🙏💕
Friends!! Butter?? B O O B S 👁️👄👁️
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Friends!! Butter?? B O O B S 👁️👄👁️
Just happy to be here
a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers
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November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just happy to be here
A valvoline seems like the perfect place to display fart dominance if you ask me. Let ‘er rip!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A valvoline seems like the perfect place to display fart dominance if you ask me. Let ‘er rip!!!!!!
Sick or not, sniffling is one of my top three pet peeves. Just blow ur nose wtf!! It’s always a full-grown adult!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sick or not, sniffling is one of my top three pet peeves. Just blow ur nose wtf!! It’s always a full-grown adult!!
My wife’s family will excommunicate me if I don’t bring these puppies to every party: www.typefoodie.com/post/peanut-...
My personal fave. Best baked after an overnight rest in the fridge. I buy nice bars and chop the chocolate instead of using chips: butternutbakeryblog.com/miso-chocola...
My personal fave. Best baked after an overnight rest in the fridge. I buy nice bars and chop the chocolate instead of using chips: butternutbakeryblog.com/miso-chocola...
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My wife’s family will excommunicate me if I don’t bring these puppies to every party: www.typefoodie.com/post/peanut-...
My personal fave. Best baked after an overnight rest in the fridge. I buy nice bars and chop the chocolate instead of using chips: butternutbakeryblog.com/miso-chocola...
My personal fave. Best baked after an overnight rest in the fridge. I buy nice bars and chop the chocolate instead of using chips: butternutbakeryblog.com/miso-chocola...
Wild to pay $70k for this
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Wild to pay $70k for this
This is all for future Kullen!! Proud of you for taking care of you even when the universe is being an asshole!! 💛
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is all for future Kullen!! Proud of you for taking care of you even when the universe is being an asshole!! 💛
Dale Chihuly maybe??
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dale Chihuly maybe??
Wait oh my god I just saw that Ashley said that already
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wait oh my god I just saw that Ashley said that already
who do I need to fight
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
who do I need to fight
80 pounds??? omg!! and here i thought 35 got heavy after a while!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
80 pounds??? omg!! and here i thought 35 got heavy after a while!!
I leveled up my oatmeal today by toasting the oats with a lil butter before adding the milk?? life changing
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I leveled up my oatmeal today by toasting the oats with a lil butter before adding the milk?? life changing
This literally made me go 😒 Seriously so unnecessary and weird to be like “have a guilt trip for your birthday!” There’s a discernible difference between growing apart and ghosting, but now it’s time to ghost them for REAL
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This literally made me go 😒 Seriously so unnecessary and weird to be like “have a guilt trip for your birthday!” There’s a discernible difference between growing apart and ghosting, but now it’s time to ghost them for REAL
🎶Dirty thirtyyyyy, dirty thirtyyy HOOO🎶
two women standing next to each other with the words " happy 30th birthday dawg " on the bottom
Alt: Ilana wishing Abby a happy 30th birthday
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November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🎶Dirty thirtyyyyy, dirty thirtyyy HOOO🎶
Happy birthday to this A+ crew of wonderful people!! And extra wishes to you, Irene, for being THE chat angel and posting for everyone almost as soon as the clock struck Birthday 👼💕🥳🎉
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy birthday to this A+ crew of wonderful people!! And extra wishes to you, Irene, for being THE chat angel and posting for everyone almost as soon as the clock struck Birthday 👼💕🥳🎉