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Played Ascension: Rise of Vigil with my partner.

This is what my board looked like after my final turn.

Last play was Starcaller Leotan for 32, final score 193.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Photo of a homemade pizza on a kitchen table. There's a text overlay in the style of the Dark Souls games that reads, "Givings Thanked."
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Scene from Star Trek: Lower Decks (the best Star Trek). Nighttime Klingon city. A couple of hover bikers have stopped after passing each other and are shaking their fists at each other. Closed caption reads, "Experience bij!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A cartoon goldfish is glaring grumpily at something out of frame.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

OH SHI–
Scrooge McDuck has a cannon pointing at a door. He's got a match ready to light the fuse and he's saying, "Come in!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Still from The Princess Bride. The camera is looking up from the ground as three men stand over us looking down. From left to right: Inigo Montoya has curly black hair and plain brown clothes, and a sword on his hip. Vizzini is very short and also bald, wearing fancy green clothes and gripping a dagger, while looking far more annoyed than his comrades. Fezzik is very large, with fuzzy hair and a gray shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Every side-quest NPC in a nutshell.
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA. The player character is outside, talking to a lady standing next to a sidewalk. There's a dialogue box at the bottom that says, "Since you made the happy mistake of talking to me, you should pitch in to aid my mission!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Pop-up window that says "Windows XP" at the top and has a red X button and an OK button. In the box is a little information icon and a message that reads, "Task failed successfully."
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
An action shot from the Spy Family anime. A woman is leaping toward a cat with her arms outstretched, trying to catch it. Her expression is unnaturally intense, and she's drawn with an ominous style. Meme text has been added, labeling the woman as "Me" and the cat as "The last slice of pizza."
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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TV preacher in a suit is praying. Closed caption reads, "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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get yourself someone who looks at you the way...

*checks notes*

donald trump??
looks at???
zohran mamdani????
A man looking at a piece of paper like he's reading it, then he brings it up close to his face and squints at it suspiciously.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Surprised Pikachu meme
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Two-panel meme. First panel: the image is the cursed Wigglytuff art from Pokemon TCG Pocket, with weirdly detailed pink fur and big, unsettlingly-realistic blue eyes making direct eye contact with the viewer. There's a slight smile that's somehow off-putting. Caption is written in soft, round text in colors matching Wigglytuff's eyes, and reads, "Are you tired of being nice?" Second panel: same image except we've really zoomed in on the face, getting uncomfortably close to those soulless eyes. This time the caption is in harsh, angular text in a dark, bloody red. It reads, "Don't you just want to go ape shit?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Kranch from Star Trek: Lower Decks. He's a big scary alien with sharp teeth and dark armor. I added a speech bubble so it looks like he's saying what's in the post below.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Ultra closeup of someone's face looking serene in front of a grassy field. Subtitle reads, "Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well."
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Drawing of an elf girl scowling and saying "You're awful."
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Threw together this deck just now after blowing pack points on a second Mega Altaria. Only tried it twice so far, but it feels good.

#PokemonTCGPocket
Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket. Psychic energy. We've got Mega Altaria as our main attack plan, supported by a pair of Sylveon EX and one each of Indeedee EX and Tapu Lele. Notably, the Eevees are the new ones with only 50 HP, so I have a copy of Lisia to grab them or Swablu. Other Trainer cards are pretty normal: pairs of Speed, Research, and Ball; plus singles of Sabrina, Cyrus, and Red.
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#PokemonTCGPocket

Who wants my extra Mega Gyarados?

Hit me up!

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Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing Mega Gyarados EX. I've added red lettering that reads, "Who wants it?"
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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#PokemonTCGPocket

Everything but Sylveon is up for grabs, what do you want?

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Looking for Professor's Research if possible
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Not the crossover I expected in a Pokemon game, yet here we are.

100 nerd points to the first person who gets the reference.
A woman in a pink jumpsuit with white undershirt and white belt standing outside in the city. She's got short, orange hair and brown eyes. Same woman but smiling and making a heart fingers gesture. Same woman but smiling and holding out both arms with a couple of peace signs.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Aaaaand that's credits on Pokemon Legends ZA.
Shout out to the true GOAT, putting in work all the way to the end boss.
Meme made out of a comic panel where Batman breaks a gun over his knee and says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." Image is edited so that Batman's face is replaced by Gogoat (a grass-type Pokemon) and the gun is replaced by the Mega Evolution icon, broken in half.
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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#PokemonTCGPocket

TRADE REQUEST

I'm looking for the ⭐⭐ Professor's Research. I have a lot of ⭐⭐ cards I'd be happy to offer in exchange, please reply with what you're most looking for!
The fancy Professor's Research card, but all grayed out because I don't have it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Not what I was looking for, but I'll take it!

#PokemonTCGPocket
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing the pack opening screen. Centered in the frame is a card with the "new" tag above it. The card in question is none other than the gold-backed, crown rare version of Lilligant.
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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when she says she doesn't want any fries but then she sees yours
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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This is the ideal Pokemon form. You may not like it, but this is what peak mega evolution looks like.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM