Perry Barber
@umpireplb.bsky.social
she/her, dispelling any confusion
Leslie Nielsen was just as goofy in person as his character Frank Drebbin is in "Police Squad." One year he came down to Mets fantasy camp and brought a whoopee cushion with him. A whoopee cushion! Everybody loved him, but for some reason no one wanted to sit next to him.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Leslie Nielsen was just as goofy in person as his character Frank Drebbin is in "Police Squad." One year he came down to Mets fantasy camp and brought a whoopee cushion with him. A whoopee cushion! Everybody loved him, but for some reason no one wanted to sit next to him.
Your fellow Barber endorses this message, John!
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Your fellow Barber endorses this message, John!
That's exactly why I just ordered six bookshelves. I wish I'd had the resolve I'd resolved to have, to not patronize amazon during the Black Friday sales, but I confess, I'm weak. Forgive me.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That's exactly why I just ordered six bookshelves. I wish I'd had the resolve I'd resolved to have, to not patronize amazon during the Black Friday sales, but I confess, I'm weak. Forgive me.
Hey Alex, I love you, man, fellow twin here, but the nit-picky annoying grammar-and-spelling corrector in me feels compelled to tell you it's "cited," not "sited." I can forgive the extra "up" in that last sentence, though; sometimes we just don't catch our own typos.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey Alex, I love you, man, fellow twin here, but the nit-picky annoying grammar-and-spelling corrector in me feels compelled to tell you it's "cited," not "sited." I can forgive the extra "up" in that last sentence, though; sometimes we just don't catch our own typos.
Since my beloved Lucie In The Sky With Diamonds ran away last August, I've been living vicariously through other people's cats, and this one made my day. Thanks you, Democrat Cats.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Since my beloved Lucie In The Sky With Diamonds ran away last August, I've been living vicariously through other people's cats, and this one made my day. Thanks you, Democrat Cats.
Same to you, Bob, and thank you
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Same to you, Bob, and thank you
Sending kindness and cuteness back to you and Victory (still a cat) multiplied, Yaroslava
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sending kindness and cuteness back to you and Victory (still a cat) multiplied, Yaroslava
Aww, so happy for both of you
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Aww, so happy for both of you
An acquisition well worth waiting for ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
An acquisition well worth waiting for ❤️
After seeing this I threw up, and not just in my mouth either
THIS is the insanity sane people have to deal with now. I commend the siblings for trying to penetrate the impenetrable, but the parents are too far gone. When "He MIGHT have a reason" makes it ok to murder your own child, well...
THIS is the insanity sane people have to deal with now. I commend the siblings for trying to penetrate the impenetrable, but the parents are too far gone. When "He MIGHT have a reason" makes it ok to murder your own child, well...
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
After seeing this I threw up, and not just in my mouth either
THIS is the insanity sane people have to deal with now. I commend the siblings for trying to penetrate the impenetrable, but the parents are too far gone. When "He MIGHT have a reason" makes it ok to murder your own child, well...
THIS is the insanity sane people have to deal with now. I commend the siblings for trying to penetrate the impenetrable, but the parents are too far gone. When "He MIGHT have a reason" makes it ok to murder your own child, well...
What us wrong with those people standing there asking him questions, allowing him to completely disregard the questions in favor of berating and humiliating them?
If I'm too shocked or scared to clap back at him, WHY DON'T ANY OF HER COLLEAGUES DO IT? Are they all just spineless stenographers
If I'm too shocked or scared to clap back at him, WHY DON'T ANY OF HER COLLEAGUES DO IT? Are they all just spineless stenographers
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What us wrong with those people standing there asking him questions, allowing him to completely disregard the questions in favor of berating and humiliating them?
If I'm too shocked or scared to clap back at him, WHY DON'T ANY OF HER COLLEAGUES DO IT? Are they all just spineless stenographers
If I'm too shocked or scared to clap back at him, WHY DON'T ANY OF HER COLLEAGUES DO IT? Are they all just spineless stenographers
Did you get the dog? I gots to know!
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Did you get the dog? I gots to know!
Hair hanging down all over food that's being prepared makes me feel like I'm going to puke
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hair hanging down all over food that's being prepared makes me feel like I'm going to puke
She's on my mind and in my heart, always
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
She's on my mind and in my heart, always
Oh I loved that show! Simon Baker is so good in it. Okay, appealing. Hell, full-on sexy. Damn, I would give it all up for him.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh I loved that show! Simon Baker is so good in it. Okay, appealing. Hell, full-on sexy. Damn, I would give it all up for him.
Farewell to Harley, the luckiest creature on earth because you loved her ❤️💔
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Farewell to Harley, the luckiest creature on earth because you loved her ❤️💔
Remembering Missy with love and gratitude today and every day ❤️ Thanksgiving cheers to her siblings and catmom!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Remembering Missy with love and gratitude today and every day ❤️ Thanksgiving cheers to her siblings and catmom!
Every cat's death diminishes us because we are a purr-t of mankind.
Farewell to Millie, a fierce, funny companion who will be greatly missed and lovingly remembered.
Farewell to Millie, a fierce, funny companion who will be greatly missed and lovingly remembered.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every cat's death diminishes us because we are a purr-t of mankind.
Farewell to Millie, a fierce, funny companion who will be greatly missed and lovingly remembered.
Farewell to Millie, a fierce, funny companion who will be greatly missed and lovingly remembered.
Not the first "Hold My Beer' moment for the Trump administration
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Not the first "Hold My Beer' moment for the Trump administration
That umpire gazing so deeply into Madison Bumgarner's eyes while doing a substance check is Dan Bellino, who was a rookie instructor still in minor league baseball when I last attended the Harry Wendelstedt Umpire School in 2005. The 2026 session will be Harry's Last Class, and it will be a banger!
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That umpire gazing so deeply into Madison Bumgarner's eyes while doing a substance check is Dan Bellino, who was a rookie instructor still in minor league baseball when I last attended the Harry Wendelstedt Umpire School in 2005. The 2026 session will be Harry's Last Class, and it will be a banger!
Give all your tender caresses and loving to the devastated sibling, maybe even think about getting her a new friend who will touch both your hearts.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Give all your tender caresses and loving to the devastated sibling, maybe even think about getting her a new friend who will touch both your hearts.