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@ueakcrash.bsky.social
TF2 mapper, musician, and Dad. Creator of Probed, Overgrown, Slime, Moonshine Event, Snowy Doublecross, and Spookeyridge in TF2. Owner of Altfitters. Drummer/ Producer for Bog Wizard - He/Him

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learned how to do custom cubemaps and used that knowledge in the unending fight against source engine water (no expensive real-time reflections!!) #tf2 #TeamFortress2
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI.

It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.

it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Dick Cheney has died.

"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Just released a big update for my king of the hill map Snowbank! Updated visuals, some layout changes, and performance improvements.

If you could, I would really appreciate an upvote on the Steam workshop! #tf2

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November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My bands new album is out, I'm being told it's good. You should check it out, I'm pretty proud of it.
HAPPY RELEASE DAY!

Satanik Panik is now OUT! Check it out on all major streaming services, or pick up a digital copy via Bandcamp or Ampwall!
Vinyl and CDs are still available through our Big Cartel merch store, or Bandcamp!

Let us know what your favorite track is!
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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#NowPlaying

"Satanik Panik" by @bogwizardband.bsky.social

After the start, I thought this might be an Ambient piece, but NOPE! It's DoomMetal and I'm not unhappy about it! 😁

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Satanik Panik · Bog Wizard
Satanik Panik - Bog Wizard, a 7 track album
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October 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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How great is the art for the new @bogwizardband.bsky.social album?

Satanik Panik releases October 31 on @ampwall.com

Art by Benjamin Blåholtz (@blaholtzen.bsky.social)

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Satanik Panik · Bog Wizard
Satanik Panik - Bog Wizard, a 7 track album
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October 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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THIS WEEK! Spooky season is in full effect! Plenty of chances to dance with us!

WED The Atomic Bitchwax + Crobot + Slumlord Radio + Bog Wizard
THU Vinyl Night - Nicole LaRae of dizzybird records (free!)
FRI Twerk or Treat 3 ft. DJ Jodi Dro + DJ Omega Supreme + DJ Composition + Deeechild
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Mfers complain that TF2 mappers don't test their maps enough to account for every possible variable and then disappear when asked for feedback to see if their specific issue is fixed or not.

I'm not sure who needs to hear it, but if you want us to test more, more players need to help test.
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Testing some WIP #tf2 maps starting now at 74.91.124.162:27015

Going for the next few hours!
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October 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you were having framerate issues on Devilcross before, let me know if this update helps you or not.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We're testing some #tf2 maps right now at 74.91.124.162:27015

Come hang out and help us test WIP projects!
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October 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love tf2
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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BREAKING TF2 NEWS!

According to my source @justynart.xyz the third stage on CP Goldrush contains chaotic evil clip brush stairs

We asked Goldrush creator Dario Casali for an interview but denied our request by simply stating:
“Huh?”
October 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We're doing our weekly #tf2 map test starting now, going for roughly the next two hours!

Join here: 74.91.124.162:27015
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October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We're testing some WIP #tf2 maps right now on my map testing server: 74.91.124.162:27015

We'll be going for the next few hours!
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September 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
we're testing out some WIP #tf2 maps right now at 74.91.124.162:27015!
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September 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Haha, I'm old
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
New video! Talking about TRAINSAWLASER'S return!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ0F...
After 13 Years... Trainsawlaser Returns
YouTube video by UEAKCrash
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September 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
After 13 years... we have finally fully artpassed Trainsawlaser for #tf2
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I made a keyblade

Its been a slow day
September 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Played it, its pretty neat.
My latest #tf2 map, Blocked Event, is on the workshop now!

Check it out and vote/ favorite/ subscribe if you'd like to see it in game!
September 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My latest #tf2 map, Blocked Event, is on the workshop now!

Check it out and vote/ favorite/ subscribe if you'd like to see it in game!
September 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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My halloween TF2 project with @pearforceone.bsky.social, Blocked Event, is out on the workshop!
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM