Tyler Jacobs
@tylerjacobs.bsky.social
48, cismale exmo queer bear, creative designer righthanded leftist, dadx4, work: zoo, worked: TV.
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Watched two episodes of The Chair Company last night. I’ve never watched his other stuff, but is Tim Robinson’s whole schtick just yelling?
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Watched two episodes of The Chair Company last night. I’ve never watched his other stuff, but is Tim Robinson’s whole schtick just yelling?
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
Sing to the tune Bad Religion’s “Infected”:
My puppies, they lick my knees
They detect me, then inspect me
First they sniff it, then they lick it
That’s Sadie, and Trixie…
My puppies, they lick my knees
They detect me, then inspect me
First they sniff it, then they lick it
That’s Sadie, and Trixie…
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Sing to the tune Bad Religion’s “Infected”:
My puppies, they lick my knees
They detect me, then inspect me
First they sniff it, then they lick it
That’s Sadie, and Trixie…
My puppies, they lick my knees
They detect me, then inspect me
First they sniff it, then they lick it
That’s Sadie, and Trixie…
Easily binged the first 3 episodes of Plu1bus last night. I’m loving it sooo much.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Easily binged the first 3 episodes of Plu1bus last night. I’m loving it sooo much.
I have no one to analyze Eddington with
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have no one to analyze Eddington with
Happy Monday! I’m not waiting til #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy Monday! I’m not waiting til #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite Hispanic seasoning?
Ta-hee-heen
Ta-hee-heen
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite Hispanic seasoning?
Ta-hee-heen
Ta-hee-heen
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
I need to start watching more movies. Oddity is still on there from two weeks ago…
#letteboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
#letteboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I need to start watching more movies. Oddity is still on there from two weeks ago…
#letteboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
#letteboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
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November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
All of Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies are excellent films, but I only like about half of them.
I just watched Hard Eight (finally!) and I loved it.
I just watched Hard Eight (finally!) and I loved it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All of Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies are excellent films, but I only like about half of them.
I just watched Hard Eight (finally!) and I loved it.
I just watched Hard Eight (finally!) and I loved it.
Just spent the last hour listening to my buddy @chrisgrace.com chat with @hamishsteele.bsky.social about Mario Brothers, Bob Hoskins and Popeye!
If that’s not comfort podcasting made just for me, I don’t know what is.
If that’s not comfort podcasting made just for me, I don’t know what is.
Super Mario Moment can also be enjoyed on whatever podcasting platform you prefer in audio form. To find out more, please check out @glitterjaw.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just spent the last hour listening to my buddy @chrisgrace.com chat with @hamishsteele.bsky.social about Mario Brothers, Bob Hoskins and Popeye!
If that’s not comfort podcasting made just for me, I don’t know what is.
If that’s not comfort podcasting made just for me, I don’t know what is.
ACAB includes Constable Sprinkle
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ACAB includes Constable Sprinkle
Finally watched The Stuff (1985) and while I knew it was going to be corny, I wasn’t prepared for such Mac-and-Me-level nonsense. Impressively bad on almost every level… yet quite entertaining! 🍦🍨
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Finally watched The Stuff (1985) and while I knew it was going to be corny, I wasn’t prepared for such Mac-and-Me-level nonsense. Impressively bad on almost every level… yet quite entertaining! 🍦🍨
Making a list! What would you add?
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Making a list! What would you add?
My commute playlist this morning included Joy Division, Sparks, Labi Siffre, Squirrel Nut Zippers and Rattled Roosters. I’m so impressed with myself.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My commute playlist this morning included Joy Division, Sparks, Labi Siffre, Squirrel Nut Zippers and Rattled Roosters. I’m so impressed with myself.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Pretty bold move for Jack White to thank everybody but Black Francis / Pixies in his acceptance speech. I mean…
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pretty bold move for Jack White to thank everybody but Black Francis / Pixies in his acceptance speech. I mean…
2004: I was made fun of for dressing up for a LOTR screening by a co-worker. This co-worker would paint his shirtless belly yellow and purple and wear a mask at Lakers games and called himself “Superfan”.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
2004: I was made fun of for dressing up for a LOTR screening by a co-worker. This co-worker would paint his shirtless belly yellow and purple and wear a mask at Lakers games and called himself “Superfan”.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I love gay Halloween. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I love gay Halloween. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You know those spasms you get on your eyelid when you’re tired? Past few days, I’ve been having that, but on the tip of my tongue. 🤔
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You know those spasms you get on your eyelid when you’re tired? Past few days, I’ve been having that, but on the tip of my tongue. 🤔
E-mail from bank yesterday:
“Your account balance is below zero!”
E-mail from bank today:
“Open a digital investing account!”
Um… Read the room, guys.
“Your account balance is below zero!”
E-mail from bank today:
“Open a digital investing account!”
Um… Read the room, guys.
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
E-mail from bank yesterday:
“Your account balance is below zero!”
E-mail from bank today:
“Open a digital investing account!”
Um… Read the room, guys.
“Your account balance is below zero!”
E-mail from bank today:
“Open a digital investing account!”
Um… Read the room, guys.
Dear foley artists: Straws don’t make that slurp sound unless the cup is empty. A full cup is completely silent. Thank you.
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Dear foley artists: Straws don’t make that slurp sound unless the cup is empty. A full cup is completely silent. Thank you.