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The refs in the Nebraska/Iowa game didn't have the courage to do the right thing.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The refs in the Nebraska/Iowa game didn't have the courage to do the right thing.
Simmons out. Smith banged up. Taylor hurt. Houston and Denver and their 82 combined sacks coming up.
Uhh, guys, let's not break our Mahomes in a desperate attempt at a wild card spot that's probably not going to happen anyway.
Uhh, guys, let's not break our Mahomes in a desperate attempt at a wild card spot that's probably not going to happen anyway.
Report: Josh Simmons out indefinitely with dislocated, fractured wrist.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Report: Josh Simmons out indefinitely with dislocated, fractured wrist
The Chiefs will not have their left tackle for the foreseeable future.
www.nbcsports.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Simmons out. Smith banged up. Taylor hurt. Houston and Denver and their 82 combined sacks coming up.
Uhh, guys, let's not break our Mahomes in a desperate attempt at a wild card spot that's probably not going to happen anyway.
Uhh, guys, let's not break our Mahomes in a desperate attempt at a wild card spot that's probably not going to happen anyway.
Asked my wife to see if she could hurt me by digging her elbows into my shoulders. I think she enjoyed it a little too much.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Asked my wife to see if she could hurt me by digging her elbows into my shoulders. I think she enjoyed it a little too much.
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Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
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Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
If the refs had called OPI in the Chiefs game like they just did against Zay Flowers, the Chiefs would've won by 20.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If the refs had called OPI in the Chiefs game like they just did against Zay Flowers, the Chiefs would've won by 20.
And I should've included ownership, too. At some point they're going to have to spend like the Rams and Eagles to compete.
But oh well. It's time to snap Veach and Reid out of their arrogance and re-tool for the next window of contention.
...but the Chiefs get all the calls
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
And I should've included ownership, too. At some point they're going to have to spend like the Rams and Eagles to compete.
But oh well. It's time to snap Veach and Reid out of their arrogance and re-tool for the next window of contention.
...but the Chiefs get all the calls
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
But oh well. It's time to snap Veach and Reid out of their arrogance and re-tool for the next window of contention.
...but the Chiefs get all the calls
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
...but the Chiefs get all the calls
LOL that play by Mahomes epitomizes the last two years of Chiefs football
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
LOL that play by Mahomes epitomizes the last two years of Chiefs football
Enforcing a penalty on the kickoff under the new rules is essentially no penalty at all.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Enforcing a penalty on the kickoff under the new rules is essentially no penalty at all.
Has the broadcast said anything about why Simmons isn't playing?
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Has the broadcast said anything about why Simmons isn't playing?
Punting from the 44. Wave the white flag you fucking losers.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Punting from the 44. Wave the white flag you fucking losers.
Fire Matt Nagy (into the sun)
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fire Matt Nagy (into the sun)
Pretty zen about the rest of the season at this point. Win and we're still in contention. Lose and it's time to start hoping for a top 10-15 draft pick to re-tool for the next phase.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pretty zen about the rest of the season at this point. Win and we're still in contention. Lose and it's time to start hoping for a top 10-15 draft pick to re-tool for the next phase.
Tonight, I give thanks for Runza.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tonight, I give thanks for Runza.
"I fell off the couch and I just stayed."
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"I fell off the couch and I just stayed."
Went to run an errand down 291 earlier. Driver in front of me was clearly smoking. Even with my windows up I could tell it wasn't a cigarette. 😳😳😳
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Went to run an errand down 291 earlier. Driver in front of me was clearly smoking. Even with my windows up I could tell it wasn't a cigarette. 😳😳😳
It's almost like, and hear me out here, injuries become more likely as the players get larger.
Many of the NBA's marquee players have broken down in the first month of the season.
The league has to really look at its 82-game schedule: http://dlvr.it/TPSVZS
The league has to really look at its 82-game schedule: http://dlvr.it/TPSVZS
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's almost like, and hear me out here, injuries become more likely as the players get larger.
Mama, we made it.
If you want to be part of television history, we suggest tuning into the Chiefs versus the Cowboys in Dallas on Thursday.
The easy prediction is that the game will set a record as the most-viewed NFL regular-season game in history.
The easy prediction is that the game will set a record as the most-viewed NFL regular-season game in history.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mama, we made it.
Idk how apparent it was on the broadcast, but after Hunt's fumble, it was clear Chris Jones was going to single-handedly wreck the Colts' next drive, or die trying. He had the stadium rocking by the time the Colts huddled up.
Watched the Colts offense back this morning. Chris Jones was sensational, both from 3T and lined up at edge. Took over the game on multiple drives.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Idk how apparent it was on the broadcast, but after Hunt's fumble, it was clear Chris Jones was going to single-handedly wreck the Colts' next drive, or die trying. He had the stadium rocking by the time the Colts huddled up.
Wake up, babe, the Chiefs signed a player we're all going to get excited about for a few minutes before he makes no meaningful contribution the rest of the season.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wake up, babe, the Chiefs signed a player we're all going to get excited about for a few minutes before he makes no meaningful contribution the rest of the season.
That'll fix things.
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
That'll fix things.
Matthew Stafford is absolutely on one tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Matthew Stafford is absolutely on one tonight.