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well, i think i've gone mad, isn't that so sad?
vladar doesn’t know whether to cry or wind his watch
Sidney Crosby scoring in Philadelphia. You can set your watch to it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
YOU’LL NEVER SING THATTTTTTT 🎶🎵
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
bring back sergei murashov💀
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
that “go leafs go” at ppg? dawg
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"siiiiiiidney on one knee is a guaranteeeeeeee" 🎶
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

the 1975
tame impala
third eye blind
miley cyrus
justin timberlake
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

The Walkmen
French Kicks
Beach House
Animal Collective
Cash Money/Ruff Ryders
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

*NSYNC
Spice Girls
Paul McCartney
Rooney
Jay-Z
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
death, taxes, and the penguins blowing a one goal lead in the third period
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
the camera person catching the “fuck uefa” sign from the bayern fans and then coms playing it off talking about the arsenal song is pure comedy. hahahahah.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
sometimes you think manuel neuer isn’t washed. then he will do something that changes your mind.

i love neuer bozo moments tho
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Let Estêvão paint 🎨
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Madness - One Step Beyond (Official 4k Video)
YouTube video by Madness
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Angie Flick
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this is so harsh to hansi flick, but there is an ange postecoglou and spurs joke in here somewhere.
Barcelona need four Kyle Walkers to make this defensive line work against high level opposition - and that’s with 11 men. Lunacy from Flick
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
chelsea too 😭 what the hell is this day
Southampton and Dortmund both winning 3-0. As we all predicted.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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3 - Estêvão (18y 215d) is the third teenager to score in each of his first three UEFA Champions League starts after Kylian Mbappé (18y 113d) and Erling Haaland (19y 107d). Flourishing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
STEVE-O OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
dawg this offside flag needs sent to the SUNNNNNNNN
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

spurs in disguise, spurs in disguise, spurs in disguiseeeeeeeeeee 🎶🎵
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
GET IN BABYYYYYY THE BOYS ARE BACK
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
a) STEVE-OOOOOOO MY BELOVED 🥰
b) this is risky starting pedro neto. this is putting every single stock in the nonsensical barca high line.
c) wesley fofana is alive?! ok sure.
d) is reece or malo playing this midfield role?
𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬

The teams are in from Stamford Bridge, where Chelsea will line up without a recognised striker... even though they have four on the bench.

Lamine Yamal, Robert Lewandowski and Frenkie de Jong all play in a star-studded Barcelona team #UCL
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@katienolan.bsky.social BAN DAVID pleaaaaaaaaaaase

“what did i do?” sir . 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
whooooooo is this announcer? this is so unbelievably mike lange coded. 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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the beautiful game
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“everywhere they gooooooooo
everywhere they gooooooo” 🎵🎶

thomas frank got this one very wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i’d feel so much better about them if the defense was a little deeper particularly at cb. losing levi colwill has been disastrous. wes fofana not being fit ever as well. the cbs are really the main issue imo.

robert sanchez has actually been pretty decent since the second half of last season.
Understandably, everyone is looking at Liverpool’s implosion and Man City’s inconsistencies and naturally focusing on whether Arsenal can finally win the title.

But it definitely feels like Chelsea are flying under the radar and could stroll to second at this rate without anyone really noticing.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM