Twiggyanajones 🌈
@twiggyanajones.bsky.social
Professional Chaos Gremlin. Artist, Twitch Affiliate, Mom, Wife, Shenanigan Seeker. #AuDHD
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Team Ahamkara Stream Team Member #Karafam
https://linktr.ee/twiggyanajones
www.twitch.tv/Twiggyanajones
Contact: [email protected]
#thebureaucomic
I present to you: Two cats, One box
Diva(white) is 13, and now that she is the last of her litter, gives ZERO fucks.
Fudge (black) is 9?, and also generally gives ZERO fucks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Diva(white) is 13, and now that she is the last of her litter, gives ZERO fucks.
Fudge (black) is 9?, and also generally gives ZERO fucks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I present to you: Two cats, One box
Diva(white) is 13, and now that she is the last of her litter, gives ZERO fucks.
Fudge (black) is 9?, and also generally gives ZERO fucks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Diva(white) is 13, and now that she is the last of her litter, gives ZERO fucks.
Fudge (black) is 9?, and also generally gives ZERO fucks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The face of Miss Dolly Purrrton after she decided to drop anchor and finally reveal the trouble puffs.
We love you as you are Ms. Dolly, but the puffs gotta GOOOOO 🤣
We love you as you are Ms. Dolly, but the puffs gotta GOOOOO 🤣
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The face of Miss Dolly Purrrton after she decided to drop anchor and finally reveal the trouble puffs.
We love you as you are Ms. Dolly, but the puffs gotta GOOOOO 🤣
We love you as you are Ms. Dolly, but the puffs gotta GOOOOO 🤣
The best Halloween costume tonight was a dude dressed as Chief Brody from Jaws 2 to pass out candy. His costume was absolutely one point.
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@bruceshark.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The best Halloween costume tonight was a dude dressed as Chief Brody from Jaws 2 to pass out candy. His costume was absolutely one point.
@bruceshark.bsky.social
@bruceshark.bsky.social
I'll put it on my to do list, at this point I'll get to it in a few hundred years.
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'll put it on my to do list, at this point I'll get to it in a few hundred years.
The older my cats get, the less fucks they have to give. Def my children.
Fudge on the STOVE where kitties are def NOT allowed, sleeping in my clean rice cooker insert😭 HEATHENS
Fudge on the STOVE where kitties are def NOT allowed, sleeping in my clean rice cooker insert😭 HEATHENS
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The older my cats get, the less fucks they have to give. Def my children.
Fudge on the STOVE where kitties are def NOT allowed, sleeping in my clean rice cooker insert😭 HEATHENS
Fudge on the STOVE where kitties are def NOT allowed, sleeping in my clean rice cooker insert😭 HEATHENS
Tbf, so do mine. Kitten farts will take a person out
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tbf, so do mine. Kitten farts will take a person out
This morning I found the other half had blown out of the register.
The amount of food, playdough, and fucking toys I took out of that register 😭😭😭🤔🤔
The amount of food, playdough, and fucking toys I took out of that register 😭😭😭🤔🤔
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This morning I found the other half had blown out of the register.
The amount of food, playdough, and fucking toys I took out of that register 😭😭😭🤔🤔
The amount of food, playdough, and fucking toys I took out of that register 😭😭😭🤔🤔
If anyone needs effective birth control, I offer this:
Last night we cleaned out the heat registers before firing up the furnace. Lo and behold, found that at some point youngest tore up a 1$ bill. Could NOT find the other half.
🧵/
Last night we cleaned out the heat registers before firing up the furnace. Lo and behold, found that at some point youngest tore up a 1$ bill. Could NOT find the other half.
🧵/
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If anyone needs effective birth control, I offer this:
Last night we cleaned out the heat registers before firing up the furnace. Lo and behold, found that at some point youngest tore up a 1$ bill. Could NOT find the other half.
🧵/
Last night we cleaned out the heat registers before firing up the furnace. Lo and behold, found that at some point youngest tore up a 1$ bill. Could NOT find the other half.
🧵/
It's official Ozzy(Ozpurrrn) has a sister named Dolly (Purrrton).
Why? Because their sister was named Stevie after Stevie Nicks. So the three remaining sibs get the music names.
(Their other sib unfortunately passed and was posthumously named Tippy Jr. after hubs childhood cat.)
Why? Because their sister was named Stevie after Stevie Nicks. So the three remaining sibs get the music names.
(Their other sib unfortunately passed and was posthumously named Tippy Jr. after hubs childhood cat.)
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's official Ozzy(Ozpurrrn) has a sister named Dolly (Purrrton).
Why? Because their sister was named Stevie after Stevie Nicks. So the three remaining sibs get the music names.
(Their other sib unfortunately passed and was posthumously named Tippy Jr. after hubs childhood cat.)
Why? Because their sister was named Stevie after Stevie Nicks. So the three remaining sibs get the music names.
(Their other sib unfortunately passed and was posthumously named Tippy Jr. after hubs childhood cat.)
and "The Aspie" Quiz results from the same time. lol
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
and "The Aspie" Quiz results from the same time. lol
From Fall last year 😜
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
From Fall last year 😜
Tonight we went to parent-teacher conferences and came home to having Mom in a trap.
Saddled another large trap up next to Mom and managed to get lil sister!!
Mom goes Monday to be spayed. No more kittens for her!
Everyone is happy and together for tonight😍
Saddled another large trap up next to Mom and managed to get lil sister!!
Mom goes Monday to be spayed. No more kittens for her!
Everyone is happy and together for tonight😍
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Tonight we went to parent-teacher conferences and came home to having Mom in a trap.
Saddled another large trap up next to Mom and managed to get lil sister!!
Mom goes Monday to be spayed. No more kittens for her!
Everyone is happy and together for tonight😍
Saddled another large trap up next to Mom and managed to get lil sister!!
Mom goes Monday to be spayed. No more kittens for her!
Everyone is happy and together for tonight😍
Monday afternoon we trapped and added Ozzy to our family. He quickly got the hang of "snuggles are AWESOME!".
The race was on to get his Mom and sister before demolition and construction of our back porch in the near future!
The race was on to get his Mom and sister before demolition and construction of our back porch in the near future!
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Monday afternoon we trapped and added Ozzy to our family. He quickly got the hang of "snuggles are AWESOME!".
The race was on to get his Mom and sister before demolition and construction of our back porch in the near future!
The race was on to get his Mom and sister before demolition and construction of our back porch in the near future!
Last night I was high af and lil dude just slept on me for two hours. 😭
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Last night I was high af and lil dude just slept on me for two hours. 😭
Outdoor tiny mlem maker has been aquired.
Patiently waiting for his sister to also be weak to the lure of kitten food in the live trap.
Patiently waiting for his sister to also be weak to the lure of kitten food in the live trap.
October 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Outdoor tiny mlem maker has been aquired.
Patiently waiting for his sister to also be weak to the lure of kitten food in the live trap.
Patiently waiting for his sister to also be weak to the lure of kitten food in the live trap.
I've been down most the month with whatever fresh hell my Kindergartener and his class is brewing. 😱
So, FINALLY, ya'll get day 1.
#tittober2025 #chaosgremlinarts
You have NOT seen me screw up this post multiple times!
So, FINALLY, ya'll get day 1.
#tittober2025 #chaosgremlinarts
You have NOT seen me screw up this post multiple times!
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I've been down most the month with whatever fresh hell my Kindergartener and his class is brewing. 😱
So, FINALLY, ya'll get day 1.
#tittober2025 #chaosgremlinarts
You have NOT seen me screw up this post multiple times!
So, FINALLY, ya'll get day 1.
#tittober2025 #chaosgremlinarts
You have NOT seen me screw up this post multiple times!
*plink plink plink*
I *might* have made too much pumpkin butter. Lol
I had just enough energy to get this and most the dishes done. Now I'm exhausted again. Lol
I *might* have made too much pumpkin butter. Lol
I had just enough energy to get this and most the dishes done. Now I'm exhausted again. Lol
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*plink plink plink*
I *might* have made too much pumpkin butter. Lol
I had just enough energy to get this and most the dishes done. Now I'm exhausted again. Lol
I *might* have made too much pumpkin butter. Lol
I had just enough energy to get this and most the dishes done. Now I'm exhausted again. Lol
It's pumpkin season. My yearly advice that when you hit the store, look in the ornamental pumpkin bins. You're gonna want this guy right here. It's a French heirloom variety called galeux d'eysines. All those bumps=sugar content. Fantastic for pumpkin everything .
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's pumpkin season. My yearly advice that when you hit the store, look in the ornamental pumpkin bins. You're gonna want this guy right here. It's a French heirloom variety called galeux d'eysines. All those bumps=sugar content. Fantastic for pumpkin everything .
I carry my EST on the family car!
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I carry my EST on the family car!
Fudge unfortunately lost most his fangs.
So have an old fangless vampuurr 🤣
So have an old fangless vampuurr 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fudge unfortunately lost most his fangs.
So have an old fangless vampuurr 🤣
So have an old fangless vampuurr 🤣
I'm on day 2 of trying to catch 2 kittens by my shed.
Went out to get the traps, one's been tripped.
I was so goddamn excited until I saw my own damn cat shoveling food in his face and meowing.
The greedy bastard below found a slight gap at the bottom of the screen and proceeded to enlarge it.
Went out to get the traps, one's been tripped.
I was so goddamn excited until I saw my own damn cat shoveling food in his face and meowing.
The greedy bastard below found a slight gap at the bottom of the screen and proceeded to enlarge it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm on day 2 of trying to catch 2 kittens by my shed.
Went out to get the traps, one's been tripped.
I was so goddamn excited until I saw my own damn cat shoveling food in his face and meowing.
The greedy bastard below found a slight gap at the bottom of the screen and proceeded to enlarge it.
Went out to get the traps, one's been tripped.
I was so goddamn excited until I saw my own damn cat shoveling food in his face and meowing.
The greedy bastard below found a slight gap at the bottom of the screen and proceeded to enlarge it.
"Protect the children" my wrinkled asshole you fucking fascist pigs. Only thing you are protecting them from is knowledge so you can normalize your kiddie diddling.
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Protect the children" my wrinkled asshole you fucking fascist pigs. Only thing you are protecting them from is knowledge so you can normalize your kiddie diddling.