TurquoiseHammer
@turquoisehammer.bsky.social
I translate Japanese video game material with @shinraarchaeology.bsky.social. Inquiries welcome.
📁 2,000+ pages of FFVII translations: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1iI2H1KaWVB2YJZG2wB-7ec_KD4dF-HmC
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📁 2,000+ pages of FFVII translations: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1iI2H1KaWVB2YJZG2wB-7ec_KD4dF-HmC
☕ Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/turquoisehammer
the ultimania has a roundup of all Rinoa's weird little quotes. Idk how well these came across in English. All I remember is the "your highness" scene
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the ultimania has a roundup of all Rinoa's weird little quotes. Idk how well these came across in English. All I remember is the "your highness" scene
im a fucking mess
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
im a fucking mess
how your email finds me
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
how your email finds me
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite single clean and jerk ever. Artem Okulov with 215 kilograms at 2015 worlds in Houston. most suspenseful jerk recovery ever. felt like 10 seconds watching it live
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite single clean and jerk ever. Artem Okulov with 215 kilograms at 2015 worlds in Houston. most suspenseful jerk recovery ever. felt like 10 seconds watching it live
cool things happening
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
cool things happening
another Mysterious Line
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
another Mysterious Line
how your email finds me
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
how your email finds me
I will translate this week one for either: (a) $2,000; or (b) the right to secretly insert a fake 1,000-word scene wherever I wish (if you figure out which scene it is, you're not allowed to tell anyone. And no it is not the Barret x Reeve scene)
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I will translate this week one for either: (a) $2,000; or (b) the right to secretly insert a fake 1,000-word scene wherever I wish (if you figure out which scene it is, you're not allowed to tell anyone. And no it is not the Barret x Reeve scene)
time to take this to the next level
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
time to take this to the next level
my ongoing PocketStation ebay search is, unfortunately, 50 percent pants
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
my ongoing PocketStation ebay search is, unfortunately, 50 percent pants
bro I didn't know she says the thing
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
bro I didn't know she says the thing
One thing I always love in older ff games is one-off maps that show a different angle from the revisitatable one you usually see. Lots of these in VIII now that I think about. VII has a few (obviously the church, but also Elmyra's house and Tifa's room)
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
One thing I always love in older ff games is one-off maps that show a different angle from the revisitatable one you usually see. Lots of these in VIII now that I think about. VII has a few (obviously the church, but also Elmyra's house and Tifa's room)
bro she is everywhere how does she do it
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
bro she is everywhere how does she do it
have you ever noticed Squall's student number is almost 42069
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
have you ever noticed Squall's student number is almost 42069
Galbadia Archaeology Cut incoming
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Galbadia Archaeology Cut incoming
A very kind soul happened to save the giant FFVII Rebirth ending theory thread I made in April last year before leaving Twitter. I thought I'd post it here for posterity and a walk down memory lane. Sadly no images were salvaged, so it's just plain text other than this sick picture of a prism. [1/?]
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A very kind soul happened to save the giant FFVII Rebirth ending theory thread I made in April last year before leaving Twitter. I thought I'd post it here for posterity and a walk down memory lane. Sadly no images were salvaged, so it's just plain text other than this sick picture of a prism. [1/?]
steal her fit ($5000)
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
steal her fit ($5000)
have you ever wanted menu-less video of safer sephiroth appearing? if you're like me, the answer is yes
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
have you ever wanted menu-less video of safer sephiroth appearing? if you're like me, the answer is yes
me whenever I get to retranslate any of Cid's dialogue
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
me whenever I get to retranslate any of Cid's dialogue
doing something stupid
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
doing something stupid
I'm either a genius or an idiot
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm either a genius or an idiot