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ᴺᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ˢᵃᶠᵉ·
I wish I didn't, but I follow someone who was extremely ahead of the curve and felt compelled to share that cursed knowledge.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'm somehow a year older than JD Vance, and even though I've accomplished absolutely nothing with my life, I've also somehow made a more positive contribution to the world.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Life or Death for Bery Special Boy
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That's how I feel about the Zelda games: unless they're direct sequels, they don't need to be shoehorned into a direct continuity.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's also worth noting re: "but what they’ve probably metabolized into their personalities…are the memes" is that, with one or two half-exceptions, everything that became a meme was original to the films.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Again, I feel as though I'm observing the product of an alien consciousness."
Gazing into the abyss of Mr. Birchum
YouTube video by Thought Slime
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November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I once heard someone call the healthcare industry "an interlocking series of load-bearing scams" and I don't think I've heard a more spot-on description of anything.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I remember seeing two juxtaposed pictures around the time of Ferguson and remarking that Islamist terrorists have better trigger discipline than the average cop, and these clowns are somehow even worse.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you're feeling really bold, let a sandwich do the talking for you.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Someone said that although the prequel trilogy was bad, at least it was honest.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We have Star Wars for that.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As @edzitron.com is fond of saying, never forgive them for what they did to the computer.
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As @elienyc.bsky.social recently pointed out, this is a big reason why Trump is openly flirting with seeking a third term: without that threat, he's irrelevant to other Republicans' political futures.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I understand perfectly: one of the foundational pillars of conservatism is that poverty is a sign of moral sickness and therefore the poor deserve everything they (don't) get.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's actually kind of amazing how many characters DS9 was redemption for.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This joke from The Simpsons? Yeah, that's for real:
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fingers crossed for Brad Lander.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Also remake Alpha Centauri (no, Beyond Earth does not count).
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He hebben een serieus probleem.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's generally a bad idea to take advice from people who hate you and want you to fail.
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You did bring that on yourself, though.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dubai, the Sodom of the Persian Gulf.
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Pigeons sucked into grain grinder
YouTube video by Pan Jutubowski
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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
if the Shire is meant to represent England, he kind of gave England a taste of its own medicine there.
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I find it darkly amusing that what Saruman did to the Shire looks quite a lot like Company rule in India.
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM