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This joke from The Simpsons? Yeah, that's for real:
Sideshow Bob dejectedly holding a scrap piece from a nuclear bomb reading "Best before November 1959."
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Blueskyism in a single image:
Homer in the bathtub, labeled "a completely unaggressive statement," about to be hit by Bart with a chair, labeled, "people who spend all their time in insular internet communities where 'constantly being unnecessarily hostile and combative towards strangers' is considered a personality."
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
turcano.bsky.social
I'm not surprised; it can't be healthy to be this particular shade of red:
Jordan Peterson in an interview with Piers Morgan, sporting the complexion of a candy apple.
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Even if they did make good on their threat, it's like:
Jay Sherman to is son, as a theater showing Cats burns in the background: "And nothing of value was lost."
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Homer: "Want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you HoJu."
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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The Ramones' performance at Mr. Burns' birthday: CJ Ramone: "Go to hell, you old bastard." [Mr. Burns shakes with rage] Marky Ramone: "Hey, I think they liked us."
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The demonstration of the "Three Stooges" model of disease from The Simpsons.
September 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Bart Simpson holding up a failed test with the note "very poor, even for you."
September 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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It's a good idea, but the execution's a bit dodgy; this in particular is a red flag:
"The influencers offered the funding were given just days to sign the contract, which was essentially presented on a take-it-or-leave-it basis. At least one cohort was specifically told they could not have their lawyers redline it."
August 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Counterpoint, meat made out of stone:
"Meat-Shaped Stone," a Chinese stone sculpture that looks like a piece of Dongpo pork.
August 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Mr. Burns: "Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist."
August 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Jimbo: "Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had."
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The monkey knife fight scene from The Simpsons, with the monkeys labeled "Twitter Tradwives" and the cheering crowd labeled "Everyone Else."
August 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I'd really like to see Plitvice at least once in my life:
An aerial shot of part of Plitvice Lakes National Park in Croatia.
August 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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What is this, fucking imperial China?
A screenshot from the Wikipedia article "Imperial examination:" "Interruptions and outside communication were forbidden for the duration of the exam. If a candidate died, officials wrapped his body in a straw mat and tossed it over the high walls that ringed the compound."
August 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I couldn't find the original version of this, so I just redid it:
Lionel Hutz ad: "VOTE BLUE[?] NO[,] MATTER[S] WHO[!]
July 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I remember seeing the strip that was originally from and doing the "Rick Dalton pointing" bit:
Calvin and Hobbes strip for June 5, 1988; the "Calvin pissing" picture is adapted from panel 4. Rick Dalton pointing.
July 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Homer: "It's still good! It's still good!" Bart: "It's gone."
June 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Marlo Stanfield: "That's some Spider-Man shit there."
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Lionel Hutz ad: "END ADVENTURISM[?] NO[,] MORE FOREVER WARS[!]
June 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Mr. Burns: " What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
June 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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"The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today, remember always your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots."
June 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Lisa: "I feel like I'm going to die, Bart." Bart: "We're all going to die, Lise." Lisa: "I meant soon." Bart: "So did I."
May 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Finally broke into scientific notation fairly recently:
Balatro end run screen at the boss blind for Ante 14 (The Club), high score of 3.138e14, seed FMC7XITR Jokers: Hanging Chad (Foil), Brainstorm (Foil), Smiley Face (Negative), Triboulet (Foil), Triboulet, Sock and Buskin (Negative), Oops! All 6s (Negative), Red Card (Negative), Flower Pot
April 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"Jesus, I've seen what you've done for Rodrigo Duterte, and I want that for Donald Trump."
March 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM