Hokuto no Kencel
@tunaghost.bsky.social
I’m a teacher in NYC and I lift weights and I play WH40k. I NEVER have sex. I REFUSE to
Hey I found where you should be buried
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hey I found where you should be buried
not round enough…father I crave sphericality…
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
not round enough…father I crave sphericality…
Hmm. probably shouldn’t
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hmm. probably shouldn’t
lmao holy shit look at this fucking loser’s profile pic
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
lmao holy shit look at this fucking loser’s profile pic
*nudging guy next to me* check it out. Piss Boys™ got a mortar
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*nudging guy next to me* check it out. Piss Boys™ got a mortar
It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos
I know “a simple weight-lifting program focused on progressive overload combined with a controlled diet can transform your pillowy-soft curves into a man carved from marble” is a really boring take and doesn’t leave a lot of toeholds for excuses like “genetics” or “I’m busy” but it’s ABSOLUTELY true
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know “a simple weight-lifting program focused on progressive overload combined with a controlled diet can transform your pillowy-soft curves into a man carved from marble” is a really boring take and doesn’t leave a lot of toeholds for excuses like “genetics” or “I’m busy” but it’s ABSOLUTELY true
wealth redistribution to lift up those at the bottom? that’s great! almost as good as lifting some of these bad boys! get to a gym, noodle-arms!
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
wealth redistribution to lift up those at the bottom? that’s great! almost as good as lifting some of these bad boys! get to a gym, noodle-arms!
Well I'm a human fly
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Well I'm a human fly
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
comrade this is admitting that you’re dumb as shit and should not be listened to
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
comrade this is admitting that you’re dumb as shit and should not be listened to
this is NOT a joke
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this is NOT a joke
This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!
Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here
you can act like your muscles don’t matter, but I can absolutely tell you that they absolutely bleed into your overall health and fitness! Lifting won’t just get you some big juicy muscles, it influences your entire body and overall health! get yourself a couple of these bad boys and get to work!
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
you can act like your muscles don’t matter, but I can absolutely tell you that they absolutely bleed into your overall health and fitness! Lifting won’t just get you some big juicy muscles, it influences your entire body and overall health! get yourself a couple of these bad boys and get to work!