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Tsukari!
@tsukariyoshi.bsky.social
38, still kicking, still furry, still weird.

Expect a smattering of playful banter, the occasional bit of important politics, and anything I think is cute.
Sure, why not?
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Whoa, neat! This gives me vibes of a sleeker Gemfire (which took me a lot of specific googling to remember the name of!) which was mostly human-centric sword-and-sorcery but had some monstrous units as well
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Green Dragon sauce. I have never 'shopped' at a Trader Joe's, but I have entered one more than once to buy this specific sauce - I love it on pork, especially. It calls itself hot sauce but there is very little heat - but the flavor...
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I stopped myself from posting it last night, but I fucking called this. I was going to say this shutdown feels different because previously you could trust that Uncle Sam would be good for the back pay, whereas Trump stiffs the help any chance he gets. And here we are.
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
DON'T PUT TYLENOL IN YOUR MOUTH
PUT IT IN THERE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Oh man, someone pointed out something about the Kirk situation that I hadn't even thought of - how many people are about to get harrassed over the "anti-fascist symbols" on their vehicles or laptops or other places they put decals relating to their gaming hobbies?
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
5 berries to make and it gives 5 mp, not a bad choice
August 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Basically the entire time I played it I would run into a new enemy type and be like "ANOTHER cool anthro thing? What do these people have against animal dudes?!" Meanwhile there is exactly one friendly one (and then three more cool enemies):
August 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
some examples that wouldn't attach to my last post for some reason
August 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
literally did something along these lines once, had an MP3 player in a backpack with mesh side pockets. Ran the cable from the back pocket to the speakers in each side pocket and played the Katamari soundtrack as I walked through Anime Iowa. Basically these, but smaller and more plasticy.
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I went ahead and wrote mine in a way that allowed me to be truthful (I am a customer of all of these in some way, although for Stripe it's only via being asked to pay using it) but also not have to write a separate email for each company. Work smarter, right? :D
August 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
regional name for 'basically a cheeseburger but the meat is chopped and griddled, usually with onions'

Kinda like a maid-rite except they cook it with onions and the cheese is usually melted on while it's on the grill (I'm not sure if you're midwest enough for maid-rite - picture attached)
August 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yeah, cool that they want to throw in some support, but a little tone-deaf if it's AI, and it looks pretty AI
(The tool says it may not work as well with screenshots, but just the mural itself already pings my personal detection alarms, so this just provides further potential evidence)
July 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Can't be that hard, just use gondawara as a stepping-off point and go from there. If he accepts that gondawara for who he is, it's not a long hop. Bridge it to being yourself no matter what other people think and you'll get one of these out of him in no time.
July 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My partner tried some ghost pepper ketchup the other day and has been raving about it - our local grocery store had a bin of miniature hot sauces and stuff marked down to 50 cents each, so we grabbed a bunch to try. (One of these but like, 4oz)
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you're willing to use a different viewer, tokimeki.blue has this functionality.
July 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
July 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
one more fuckin thing

Apparently someone hopped the curb across the street and slammed into our porch. In attempting extricate themselves, they also tore up part of our yard, drove down the sidewalk, ran over a bike lane sign, then finally got back onto the road.

My house was in a hit and run.
July 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It sounds like you're starting to find solutions, but the shakes are good to keep in your back pocket :)

If things really go south, you can get these little protein drinks at grocery stores - they didn't taste that great, but they're small and 350 cal each. I got some but didn't need them.
July 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That moment you walk out of work and realize your shirt has been inside out the whole day
June 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"wrong answers from corporate training quizzes" continues to be an evergreen genre for finding funny quotes
June 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You must know that the words "ridiculous striped pants" awaken dormant memories in millenials like a sleeper agent :P

even if this particular case should be "stripèd pants".
June 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Yeah after seeing this, not surprised that it was taking down trees n' shit, that's some bow wave shit

Midwesterners have PTSD from storms that look like that
June 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This was posted the other day on r/furry and I think it's appropriate here: There is no furry police
June 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And that is definitely one of my favorite things about Tokimeki. Honestly, though, it's definitely the reply thing, I was sad to see it go on the main client (did they go through with that?) because I'd miss a lot by only seeing top level posts on my feed.
June 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM