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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻
@troubeerdourks.bsky.social
Franconian lager fundamentalist, homebrewer w/delusions of grandeur, PNW lifer, occasional outbursts re: Seattle ⚾️ 🏒 🏈
Happy National Turkey Sandwich Day to all those who celebrate
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seahawks gonna drink
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“MOTHER
Tell your children not to walk my way…”
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Linebackers are important
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In Catholic school, as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black
And I held my tongue as she told me, "Son
Fear is the heart of love," so I never went back
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Before this river becomes an ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
Oh, baby, I reconsider my foolish notion
Well, I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for somethin' more

Yes I gotta have faith
Ooh, I gotta have faith
Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith
I gotta have faith
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You know who else had 28 points? How’d that go for them? #ATL
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Outer Dark in Tacoma is KILLING it. Try them if you’re in Tacoma. The owner was one of the founders of Holy Mountain Brewing in Seattle.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Incredible skies over Tacoma
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Homemade chicken soup is an ELITE comfort food.

Hack: get a rotisserie chicken for one night then use rest for the soup. Very easy.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Any Dem who doesn’t agree that Opals are the best apples will be primaried.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
🍒 💣 😋
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This game comes with one of those long lists of alarming side effects like in a drug commercial
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fixed it
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Game buddy
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Amanita muscaria SZN
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You’re in her DMs. I’m cooking Japanese curry 🍛
We’re built different.
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM