T-Rex
@tricks96.bsky.social
Dad, Christian, Texan, Florida man, Momma Bear, Jazz, Vax skeptic, anti-Flouride, pro-dentist.
My wife started encouraging me to swap up my hair. She felt it was too tall for someone also being too tall. Been growing it out without a plan for about four months. I’m about here with it but need some opinions. Thanks. (Hopefully.)
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My wife started encouraging me to swap up my hair. She felt it was too tall for someone also being too tall. Been growing it out without a plan for about four months. I’m about here with it but need some opinions. Thanks. (Hopefully.)
It’s high school presentation season and I’m teaching the kids some fun facts about the Colorado River. 1. 52% of all the water in the CR is used for agriculture. Of that, 46% is used to grow alfalfa. That’s insane. 2. 2025 had a 90% ave snowpack but that resulted in a 41% of ave runoff. Drought.
The Utah State Engineer is warning people to prepare for a worst-case scenario if negotiations over the future of the Colorado River fall apart and that could mean water cuts statewide: www.fox13now.com/news/colorad... #utpol #Utah
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It’s high school presentation season and I’m teaching the kids some fun facts about the Colorado River. 1. 52% of all the water in the CR is used for agriculture. Of that, 46% is used to grow alfalfa. That’s insane. 2. 2025 had a 90% ave snowpack but that resulted in a 41% of ave runoff. Drought.
My wife and I are staying in a fancy hotel to celebrate our 19th anniversary. So fancy it doesn’t have a tv. We’re two days in and I’m not sure our marriage is strong enough for this.
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My wife and I are staying in a fancy hotel to celebrate our 19th anniversary. So fancy it doesn’t have a tv. We’re two days in and I’m not sure our marriage is strong enough for this.
Posting for an audience of one.
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Posting for an audience of one.
Finally some good things happening for a group of Summerlin kids. Your Surrons appreciate your sacrifice! #summerlinsouth
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Finally some good things happening for a group of Summerlin kids. Your Surrons appreciate your sacrifice! #summerlinsouth
Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive
This was on my paper route when I was 12. Long live the Sugarhouse Gang.
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This was on my paper route when I was 12. Long live the Sugarhouse Gang.
Mom: Why don’t we have a family reunion every year?
Five days into family reunion-
Sister 2: Why are you leaving early?
Sister 3: Because I have to get home to handle a bunch of divorce stuff.
Sister 2 (dismissively): You have a house. You’re fine.
Five days into family reunion-
Sister 2: Why are you leaving early?
Sister 3: Because I have to get home to handle a bunch of divorce stuff.
Sister 2 (dismissively): You have a house. You’re fine.
July 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mom: Why don’t we have a family reunion every year?
Five days into family reunion-
Sister 2: Why are you leaving early?
Sister 3: Because I have to get home to handle a bunch of divorce stuff.
Sister 2 (dismissively): You have a house. You’re fine.
Five days into family reunion-
Sister 2: Why are you leaving early?
Sister 3: Because I have to get home to handle a bunch of divorce stuff.
Sister 2 (dismissively): You have a house. You’re fine.
Several weeks ago, the surgeon my wife works for hired a new nurse as a favor to an old college friend. The nurse is his friend’s sister-in-law. Dr then told the nurse injectors (my wife) to train her how to do injections 😮. So now not only is business down because “Vegas is dead”
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Several weeks ago, the surgeon my wife works for hired a new nurse as a favor to an old college friend. The nurse is his friend’s sister-in-law. Dr then told the nurse injectors (my wife) to train her how to do injections 😮. So now not only is business down because “Vegas is dead”
Eating breakfast at Penny Ann’s in Draper and noticed this guy eating his breakfast probably better than I’ve ever seen someone eat breakfast before. Guy across from him was wearing a Texas shirt. Maybe God is moving in a new direction.
July 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Eating breakfast at Penny Ann’s in Draper and noticed this guy eating his breakfast probably better than I’ve ever seen someone eat breakfast before. Guy across from him was wearing a Texas shirt. Maybe God is moving in a new direction.
Not exactly what you want to see when you’re headed to the airport.
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Not exactly what you want to see when you’re headed to the airport.
Lots of good ways to spend a beautiful Sunday. I did not choose any of them.
July 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Lots of good ways to spend a beautiful Sunday. I did not choose any of them.
A YouTube video triggered something I had forgotten about that happened during this year’s Lake Powell trip. In a conversation with my brother-in-law, I had to remind him what his oldest child’s (a transgender female) name is. The most disappointing thing that happened on the trip.
July 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A YouTube video triggered something I had forgotten about that happened during this year’s Lake Powell trip. In a conversation with my brother-in-law, I had to remind him what his oldest child’s (a transgender female) name is. The most disappointing thing that happened on the trip.
Poured one out over the greatest group chat over the existence of group chats. RIP Yeddy Bearst.
July 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Poured one out over the greatest group chat over the existence of group chats. RIP Yeddy Bearst.
Ran up to the closet and found some of that fresh new logo swag!
July 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ran up to the closet and found some of that fresh new logo swag!
My daughter just posted this to her Instagram and never has an unintentional mistake been so perfect.
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My daughter just posted this to her Instagram and never has an unintentional mistake been so perfect.
If you’re bored, go to YouTube and search “Fox News California fires” to get a better sense for how serious they are about politicizing natural disasters.
July 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you’re bored, go to YouTube and search “Fox News California fires” to get a better sense for how serious they are about politicizing natural disasters.
Instagram is going to get me arreste
July 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Instagram is going to get me arreste
Technology really is incredible.
July 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Technology really is incredible.
My in-laws are talking about Iran, and it’s really starting to take away from this perfect vacation.
June 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My in-laws are talking about Iran, and it’s really starting to take away from this perfect vacation.
This is a map of Lake Powell.
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is a map of Lake Powell.
We essentially recreated this same situation yesterday in 40 mph winds confident that we could get it right this time. We did not. Short version is we tried to secure the boat in high winds, shit went bad and no lie ANOTHER rope around the prop.
Given that my brother-in-law dropped an archor rope into one of the props when we shored under perfect conditions on Wednesday and then my mil tried to start the engine while I was under the boat trying to untangle it, I’m considering jumping off the top and never surfacing. Just Because.
June 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We essentially recreated this same situation yesterday in 40 mph winds confident that we could get it right this time. We did not. Short version is we tried to secure the boat in high winds, shit went bad and no lie ANOTHER rope around the prop.
I read the first three words wrong and was like “no wonder this week has been shit. The asshole vortex is here.”
June 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I read the first three words wrong and was like “no wonder this week has been shit. The asshole vortex is here.”