All the Faygo at Gathering of the Juggalos

All the Cheerwine in the former Confederacy

It’s the Anti Anti-Oxidants that really grind my gears

Tbf, he’d also fit right in on the lacrosse team

This beats my law school ethics prof marrying one of my classmates

When you’re so bad with money that you need Sam Clemens to concoct a scheme to bail you out.

And, remarkably for a Clemens scheme, it worked

My parents still live in suburban St. Louis. They’re retired middle of the road. Lie dollar Dems. As much as they disliked Parsons theyve been dreading what would come next, the politics have been an inexorable slide for 20 years now

This is the correct path. Do not stray from this path. Looking at you, Trey

Yes, and Cincinnatus

The answer is clearly Jackson

I worked with a group of local left org leaders to bring WFP to a new state, about 10 years ago. They can be a valuable ally but without NYCs fusion voting law they’re just another lefty non-profit. And incumbent local/state officials don’t want to create new fusion systems, for obvious reasons

(also, this is just Teddy Roosevelt)

I‘m a one issue voter and that issue is The Monroe Doctrine

He quit that gig when, no shit, The Atlantic hired him

Truly a genuinely Dumb Guy

Added bonus, he’s so dim that I can’t help but judge those who willingly associate with him

Is it CBA Negotiations season already?

“I have to imagine it started with [useful idea] and then someone got a Clever Idea”

Evergreen.

We chatted before the show

He hadn’t seen them since the spring 93 Colorado mountain run

Me: Uhhh yeah, they’re a little different now.