Oh, I’ve wasted my life
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh, I’ve wasted my life
they have let Leo be legal in Brawl, and I’m making it everybody’s problem
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
they have let Leo be legal in Brawl, and I’m making it everybody’s problem
in memes, I walk with you/in memes, I talk with you/in memes, you’re mine/all of the time/in memes, in memes
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
in memes, I walk with you/in memes, I talk with you/in memes, you’re mine/all of the time/in memes, in memes
it’s so important to, at all times, keep in your home a cat who is Stupid
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it’s so important to, at all times, keep in your home a cat who is Stupid
the healing aesthetic
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the healing aesthetic
but hell yeah to all dead selves
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
but hell yeah to all dead selves
The new Mountain Goats devotional/self-exegesis is already proving its worth
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The new Mountain Goats devotional/self-exegesis is already proving its worth
sometimes you have a thought so all-consuming you have to fire up Canva to exorcise it
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
sometimes you have a thought so all-consuming you have to fire up Canva to exorcise it
Final Verdict: Magic cards are Good
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Final Verdict: Magic cards are Good
when you dragged in
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
when you dragged in
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
lesser Pynchon > greater anyone else
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
lesser Pynchon > greater anyone else
Dan’s pitching heaters and drafting beaters
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dan’s pitching heaters and drafting beaters
hell yeah, little lady
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
hell yeah, little lady
Me-specific, your mileage may vary:
September 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me-specific, your mileage may vary:
Foam fingers now canonical to in-universe Magic.
September 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Foam fingers now canonical to in-universe Magic.
@ztul.bsky.social, What in the Kingiverse alert, the maniac has made quite a choice RE: the witch from “Hansel & Gretel” in his book with Maurice Sendak
September 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@ztul.bsky.social, What in the Kingiverse alert, the maniac has made quite a choice RE: the witch from “Hansel & Gretel” in his book with Maurice Sendak
Oh, yes, sorry! Imprint a Leeches on the Mirror, then take them to three Poison and back down to zero Poison every turn. A cycle of toxicity. Not a win condition, but a repeatable way to say “hey, I’m poisoning you in good faith!”
September 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh, yes, sorry! Imprint a Leeches on the Mirror, then take them to three Poison and back down to zero Poison every turn. A cycle of toxicity. Not a win condition, but a repeatable way to say “hey, I’m poisoning you in good faith!”
Carmela, what the hell is this.
September 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Carmela, what the hell is this.
they’re all married
August 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
they’re all married
there are thousands of tragedies in even the smallest cities
August 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
there are thousands of tragedies in even the smallest cities
Getting passed this in Mystery Booster 2 may not be THE pinnacle of my 20 year drafting career, but it’s definitely A Pinnacle
August 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Getting passed this in Mystery Booster 2 may not be THE pinnacle of my 20 year drafting career, but it’s definitely A Pinnacle
man don’t CALL it that
August 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
man don’t CALL it that
The dimmest of bulbs, the best of buds.
July 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The dimmest of bulbs, the best of buds.
Among all of WotC’s design tools, I think my favorite is “giving a creature a really fucked-up P/T:MV ratio” to make a card feel uncanny and alien. Erebos, Dread Defiler, this little freak—it works for me every time.
July 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Among all of WotC’s design tools, I think my favorite is “giving a creature a really fucked-up P/T:MV ratio” to make a card feel uncanny and alien. Erebos, Dread Defiler, this little freak—it works for me every time.
Charleston haters vindicated yet again
June 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Charleston haters vindicated yet again