Thomas J. Webb
@tourguidethomas.bsky.social
Born on an Appalachian mountainside in Alabama, but New Orleans is my home! 🪴 daddy, raconteur, lover of the arts, avid talker. He/him
NOLA churches do not play.
church sign spotted in new orleans
“ICE: WHATSOEVER YOU DO TO THE LEAST. YOU DO UNTO ME.”
“ICE: WHATSOEVER YOU DO TO THE LEAST. YOU DO UNTO ME.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
NOLA churches do not play.
The Judy Garland is hung! I'm doing my part to make the Yuletide gay!
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Judy Garland is hung! I'm doing my part to make the Yuletide gay!
Happy Thanksgiving to all y'all! This was my 25th year hosting, and it was a marvelous time!
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all y'all! This was my 25th year hosting, and it was a marvelous time!
Claiming that Danger Mango fellating Bill Clinton makes him our first LGBT President is James Buchanan erasure, and I won't stand for it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Claiming that Danger Mango fellating Bill Clinton makes him our first LGBT President is James Buchanan erasure, and I won't stand for it.
Any day now I expect to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette on November 9, 2016, and find out this was all a bad dream!
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Any day now I expect to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette on November 9, 2016, and find out this was all a bad dream!
They say you should only speak good of the dead.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign
ALT: a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign
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November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They say you should only speak good of the dead.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
Y'all. This is incomprehensible. Everyone and everything on Jamaica will be affected. I'm twitching just imagining a storm of this magnitude.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Y'all. This is incomprehensible. Everyone and everything on Jamaica will be affected. I'm twitching just imagining a storm of this magnitude.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
A wonderful evening with friends making merry!
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A wonderful evening with friends making merry!
My little sanctuary is always evolving!
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My little sanctuary is always evolving!
BRB, heading to France to Be Gay, Do Crimes!
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
BRB, heading to France to Be Gay, Do Crimes!
One of my greatest joys is seeing the wild creatures enjoy my garden!
July 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One of my greatest joys is seeing the wild creatures enjoy my garden!
"Don't you just love those long rainy afternoons in New Orleans when an hour isn't just an hour - but a little piece of eternity dropped into your hands - and who knows what to do with it?"
June 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Don't you just love those long rainy afternoons in New Orleans when an hour isn't just an hour - but a little piece of eternity dropped into your hands - and who knows what to do with it?"
Reposted by Thomas J. Webb
I am on the other side of the world from Los Angeles and I just heard a news grab on our national radio station of Maxine Waters telling a cop "Are you gonna shoot an elected representative? If you shoot me, you better shoot straight" and she remains one of the best to ever do it
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am on the other side of the world from Los Angeles and I just heard a news grab on our national radio station of Maxine Waters telling a cop "Are you gonna shoot an elected representative? If you shoot me, you better shoot straight" and she remains one of the best to ever do it
The Mexican sunflowers are starting to bloom!!!
June 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The Mexican sunflowers are starting to bloom!!!
Reposted by Thomas J. Webb
Credit the photographer @spacebunnynews1.bsky.social and follow them
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June 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Credit the photographer @spacebunnynews1.bsky.social and follow them
www.instagram.com/p/DKpPLz4Rs2...
www.instagram.com/p/DKpPLz4Rs2...
I was able to catch Nicole Scherzinger's Tony performance, and was blown away. And Groffsauce was clearly having the time of his life - that moment with Keanu was *chef's kiss* I'll watch the full first hour tomorrow when it's available for streaming, but What. A. Show!
June 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I was able to catch Nicole Scherzinger's Tony performance, and was blown away. And Groffsauce was clearly having the time of his life - that moment with Keanu was *chef's kiss* I'll watch the full first hour tomorrow when it's available for streaming, but What. A. Show!
Not me, ugly crying over Darren Criss' acceptance speech.
June 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Not me, ugly crying over Darren Criss' acceptance speech.
I wish Patti LuPone had been at the Tonys, so they could have cut to her when Andrew Lloyd Webber won for the Sunset Boulevard revival.
June 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I wish Patti LuPone had been at the Tonys, so they could have cut to her when Andrew Lloyd Webber won for the Sunset Boulevard revival.
Having only listened to the cast recording, I was somewhat underwhelmed by Audra McDonald's Mama Rose, but after watching her performance at the Tonys, I'm blown away.
June 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Having only listened to the cast recording, I was somewhat underwhelmed by Audra McDonald's Mama Rose, but after watching her performance at the Tonys, I'm blown away.
Reposted by Thomas J. Webb
Has any prominent national politician ever pushed back against the anti-urban "Real America" narrative? Feels like it's been met with silent cringing.
Statistically “America” is its cities. But we’re stuck with an 18th century political architecture that gives votes to cornfields & thus makes it politically viable to treat them as some kind of weird tumor.
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Has any prominent national politician ever pushed back against the anti-urban "Real America" narrative? Feels like it's been met with silent cringing.
30 minutes in, and I've already cried twice watching the Tonys, because that's the kind of gay I am.
June 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
30 minutes in, and I've already cried twice watching the Tonys, because that's the kind of gay I am.
In the finial analysis, it was a magnificent day to stroll the Garden District!
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
In the finial analysis, it was a magnificent day to stroll the Garden District!
Nothing like a fresh cut from @doriangreyskull.bsky.social at his new Future Ghost Salon to get me ready for summer!
May 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Nothing like a fresh cut from @doriangreyskull.bsky.social at his new Future Ghost Salon to get me ready for summer!