T'Other Simon
@tothersimon.bsky.social
I'm only in it for the funny.
Middle distance punner and ukulele-botherer/'singer' with the multiple award-winning musical comedy idiots Plastic Jeezus.
www.plasticjeezus.co.uk
Middle distance punner and ukulele-botherer/'singer' with the multiple award-winning musical comedy idiots Plastic Jeezus.
www.plasticjeezus.co.uk
People fell ill at a music festival full of tribute acts?
HEY, SIRI! WRITE A PUNCHLINE FOR THIS.
HEY, SIRI! WRITE A PUNCHLINE FOR THIS.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People fell ill at a music festival full of tribute acts?
HEY, SIRI! WRITE A PUNCHLINE FOR THIS.
HEY, SIRI! WRITE A PUNCHLINE FOR THIS.
'Live and Let Thai'.
Shut up.
Shut up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
'Live and Let Thai'.
Shut up.
Shut up.
"Avoid looking like old codgers, with old cod jizz"
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Avoid looking like old codgers, with old cod jizz"
Priceless beauty.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Priceless beauty.
A big tip of the hat to this Facebook advert for making me think "Why the hell is THAT word there?! Oh...".
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A big tip of the hat to this Facebook advert for making me think "Why the hell is THAT word there?! Oh...".
The route for the local half-marathon is fucking insane.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The route for the local half-marathon is fucking insane.
I'm starting to think humanity should probably just call it a day.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm starting to think humanity should probably just call it a day.
I just saw this on Instagram. I took a screenshot so that I could add a witty caption, but I honestly don't think it needs one. Just look at it. Drink it in.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I just saw this on Instagram. I took a screenshot so that I could add a witty caption, but I honestly don't think it needs one. Just look at it. Drink it in.
Three More Short Songs.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Three More Short Songs.
Fresh from my pre-breakfast brain.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fresh from my pre-breakfast brain.
Been working on some new stuff. Here's a sneak preview. Don't tell anyone.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Been working on some new stuff. Here's a sneak preview. Don't tell anyone.
Things are just getting worse and worse for him.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Things are just getting worse and worse for him.
Only a couple of moth-holes 😂
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Only a couple of moth-holes 😂
Three short songs.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Three short songs.
You're currently at 'Out of Date Sushi'...
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You're currently at 'Out of Date Sushi'...
My Grandad's Shed. Only done this live a couple of times before, but I think it's getting there.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My Grandad's Shed. Only done this live a couple of times before, but I think it's getting there.
*Spoiler alert*
The outcome was:
1) Woolly
2) All the other types
The outcome was:
1) Woolly
2) All the other types
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
*Spoiler alert*
The outcome was:
1) Woolly
2) All the other types
The outcome was:
1) Woolly
2) All the other types
Grateful for the text layout on this poster. Until now, I'd been calling them 'The Overt Ones'.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Grateful for the text layout on this poster. Until now, I'd been calling them 'The Overt Ones'.
Threads is a hoot, too.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Threads is a hoot, too.
Just me, having a moan again.
From last night's lovely little show in Southbourne.
From last night's lovely little show in Southbourne.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just me, having a moan again.
From last night's lovely little show in Southbourne.
From last night's lovely little show in Southbourne.
Fucking hell. Nobody tell her what people do to effigies of him. 😂
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Fucking hell. Nobody tell her what people do to effigies of him. 😂
Today is, of course, the 5th of November - a day when we think of Guy Fawkes. Many of you will be familiar with the sad story behind these two signatures.
The top one being his usual signature. The bottom one being his signature when he signed for a parcel on one of those handheld device thingies.
The top one being his usual signature. The bottom one being his signature when he signed for a parcel on one of those handheld device thingies.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today is, of course, the 5th of November - a day when we think of Guy Fawkes. Many of you will be familiar with the sad story behind these two signatures.
The top one being his usual signature. The bottom one being his signature when he signed for a parcel on one of those handheld device thingies.
The top one being his usual signature. The bottom one being his signature when he signed for a parcel on one of those handheld device thingies.
According to Facebook I took this photo five years ago today. Still rather pleased with it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
According to Facebook I took this photo five years ago today. Still rather pleased with it.
No, that's not how... just... no.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
No, that's not how... just... no.