Carl Aagesen
@totallymoon.bsky.social
Cigarettes Phone Cards Eyebrows $7
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ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
August 27, 2023 at 3:19 PM
ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
ANDRE: is it todae
THOM: no it’s thomorrow
STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock
MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets
PHOEBE: they were phroe
MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got
GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
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Some unruly teens made off with my medicinal pond scum
August 22, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Some unruly teens made off with my medicinal pond scum
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Keep the change you want to see in the world, ya filthy animal
August 24, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Keep the change you want to see in the world, ya filthy animal
curtains for thee & not for me
August 24, 2023 at 12:50 AM
curtains for thee & not for me
this prank India pulled today 🙌🏼🤯🤣
August 23, 2023 at 10:00 PM
this prank India pulled today 🙌🏼🤯🤣
jesus can't save you from your dreams
August 22, 2023 at 5:18 AM
jesus can't save you from your dreams
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It takes over twice as many muscles to not tap dance
July 10, 2023 at 2:27 AM
It takes over twice as many muscles to not tap dance
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I support small businesses, like tiny stores managed by mice
August 19, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I support small businesses, like tiny stores managed by mice
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Look, I’m not a fan. All I’m saying is that having to constantly fight off time travelers who were trying to kill him couldn’t have improved his little personality as a baby
August 19, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Look, I’m not a fan. All I’m saying is that having to constantly fight off time travelers who were trying to kill him couldn’t have improved his little personality as a baby
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if I wanted to make a deal with god I would simply run up that hill
August 19, 2023 at 2:59 AM
if I wanted to make a deal with god I would simply run up that hill
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my inner child just bought a glock
August 19, 2023 at 3:02 AM
my inner child just bought a glock
quit while you're a knee
August 19, 2023 at 2:37 PM
quit while you're a knee
we're all just doing asbestos we can
August 19, 2023 at 1:50 PM
we're all just doing asbestos we can
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we all got that one homie whose heart belongs to another
August 19, 2023 at 12:05 PM
we all got that one homie whose heart belongs to another
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how am i supposed to rave under these conditions
August 18, 2023 at 12:23 AM
how am i supposed to rave under these conditions
you had me at gargoyle extremist
August 16, 2023 at 9:49 PM
you had me at gargoyle extremist
i want inside of your institution so badly that i am willing to write a page & a half
August 16, 2023 at 9:42 PM
i want inside of your institution so badly that i am willing to write a page & a half
yeah if you could stop repeating history, that'd be great
August 16, 2023 at 1:22 AM
yeah if you could stop repeating history, that'd be great
it's a snack-eat-snack world
August 15, 2023 at 10:32 PM
it's a snack-eat-snack world
when you eat lab-grown meat, you ingest the fear of the lab technicians who grew it
August 15, 2023 at 10:32 PM
when you eat lab-grown meat, you ingest the fear of the lab technicians who grew it
i miss the simpler days of cannibal crime in the streets
August 15, 2023 at 10:25 PM
i miss the simpler days of cannibal crime in the streets
i am getting fed up with these quantum responsibilities
August 11, 2023 at 3:16 AM
i am getting fed up with these quantum responsibilities