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Psychopomp and Circumstance
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“Hey, quick take a picture of me with this French fry. Oh, hey, cat.”
Picture of me in a gray hoodie and sweats, in the middle of some goofball akimbo pose, with a French fry in my mouth like it’s a cigarette. I’m blurry because I’m moving, and the photographer is laughing. I’m looking at the camera in this one. There’s a look of crazed intensity in my eyes. I have a mustache. I’m holding an orange cat. The cat looks pretty perplexed. He has no idea what’s going on. His expression is all like “hey what the fuck dude?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Didn’t fall asleep this time.
Photo of me sitting in the couch. A long-haired tabby is sitting on me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Post you from a different era.
Older than this it’s all group shots.
Photo of me at the conclusion of my first ever marathon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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The boy finally likes me enough that it’s really hard to walk anywhere without kicking him.
Photo of my legs, my feet, and the floor. An orange cat is getting all up in my business (affectionately, probably) Same as the first photo, but now the cat’s head is pointing left.
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Meanwhile, this is the selfie I took to capture my natural smile in the moments following the news.
Selfie of me smiling enthusiastically because Dick Cheney no longer draws breath
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Rama Duwaji expertly stifling a smile while Zohran takes a question about Dick Cheney’s death is warming my heart.
Rama Duwaji standing next to Zohran Mamdani, looking pointedly non-smiley.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Imagine how offended an owl would be to get mistaken for a rabbit. I’m sorry, it was really dark.
Drawing of an owl standing in the ground, looking at the viewer. The caption says “(dramatic reenactment of owl)” The speech bubble says “stop thinking dumb things about me.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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My mom’s place is a Halloween hotspot.
Wicker basket overflowing with full-size candy bars, pocky, cracker jacks, gummy fruit snacks and popcorn. Even more boxes of the previous items.
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Boil em, mash em, etc.
Bowl of roasted potatoes with two forks.
October 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The most cutting thing you can say is “who’s this clown?” because it implies they’re a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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“Hey whatcha doing? Pooping without me? Hey!”
Photo of a bathroom door with an orange cat paw poking under. The cat’s paw is now curled around the underside.
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Hello, happy Thursday.
Bathroom mirrors selfie. I’m wearing a blue waffle long sleeve shirt and I have a fresh haircut. My hair is doing a weird flippy thing off to the side. My expression is definitely there, yessir.
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It’s not chili till I add the bay leaves.
A chili whose only remaining ingredient is time.
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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4. Roasted pepper/herb and spice blend
5. Ground venison
6. Red kidney beans
7. Crushed tomatoes
Same pot with a blend of peppers, herbs, spices, and garlic. A few whole dried peppers are in there too. Same pot with ground venison Red kidney verbs have been added A can of crushed tomato is now in the pot.
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I’ve never made the same chili twice, but here’s how I made this one:
1. Bacon fat
2. Onions
3. NOT caramelized onions (pretty close though)
Bottom of a pot with some liquid bacon fat. Same pot with some raw onions. Same pot with some decently browned, but not caramelized onions.
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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In the end, it turned out to be a perfectly fine soup, if a bit too thick and sweet. I roasted my own barley though, which was a nice touch.
Bowl of golden brown roasted barley.
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I want to see if I could caramelize carrots like I can onions. Short answer: maybe, but not with the patience I had available. Tasted good though. They will be going into the next soup.
Small pot filled with matchstick carrots, sage, and hot butter.
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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He makes me practice longer.
Picture of me playing a sparkly gray bass guitar on the couch. On the floor is the bass case, and in the bass case is an orange cat chilling.
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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We wants the precious.
Bean the orange cat sitting on top of a box, weird and hunchy like Sméagol.
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Togetherness
A tabby and an orange cat snoozing on a blue gray couch. The orange cat is aware of the photographer in this one.
October 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The onions have been put to good use.
Photo of a pot of lamb stew in progress featuring the onions (well blended), lamb, potato, carrot, parsnip, and reckless quantities of rosemary.
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Some of that color is ancho chili and Guinness, but this is my stew base. Gonna let that mingle in the fridge overnight.
Photo of the pot with some deep brown onions in it.
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I didn’t post a thirst trap yesterday, but I’m caramelizing onions today, so same difference.
Me at the stove, caramelizing three large yellow onions.
October 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Hamsome kitty.
Orange cat looking stoned off his gourd, almost smirking.
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Post something random or have an awful October.
Example of simplex noise (chunky white and black static-looking stuff)
October 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM