“What was that were you saying about transubstantiation?”

That airport really should have Homer Simpson as their mascot

“You give just one nazi salute . . .”

That sounds like a story worth hearing !

Have they offered to make you their king, yet?

‘Forget The Mortgage’ – the higher the interest rate the quicker you forget

15. The most personal passage in T. is not his enduring the plague, or his military failure and later exile, but the bit in the Corcyra stasis episode about reasonable moderates getting it in the neck from both sides because they’re stupid enough to believe in rational discussion.

Wendy Pleasant,
Council UnPleasant

They should change their focus by renaming it the Office For Future Students – and get a more suitable acronym

I see

You’ve got tenure here! You can put your feet up

Of course, the Scottish until recently called us English people ‘Sassenach’ meaning ’Saxon-ish’

Perhaps because so many of the lowland Scots were descended from Angles, or Anglian kingdoms, and they wanted to make a distinction.

Although I think we all have very mixed ancestry