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is die hard a christmas movie? was valentine's day invented by halmark? are you watching the superb owl? did you know snapping is the sound of your finger hitting your palm? are hotdogs sandwiches? is bacon epic? where are you going? is the oven on?
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
is die hard a christmas movie? was valentine's day invented by halmark? are you watching the superb owl? did you know snapping is the sound of your finger hitting your palm? are hotdogs sandwiches? is bacon epic? where are you going? is the oven on?
televangelism is an early form of findom send tweet.
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
televangelism is an early form of findom send tweet.
i wanted a list of artists with the last name wilson, except robert, martha, fred, letha. so i was like "fine, this is a chatgpt usecase." this motherfucker was like "🤓 your distaste of the obvious is duly noted good sir." they could save the fucking planet by removing the "sucking you off" feature.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i wanted a list of artists with the last name wilson, except robert, martha, fred, letha. so i was like "fine, this is a chatgpt usecase." this motherfucker was like "🤓 your distaste of the obvious is duly noted good sir." they could save the fucking planet by removing the "sucking you off" feature.
wait i somehow didn’t realize the pope was just out here speaking english.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
wait i somehow didn’t realize the pope was just out here speaking english.
once i saw a short film at someone's house(?) that was about a bunch of high schoolers going to an anime con and one of them was really into jazz so he showed this girl "take five" and she started going like "da-vid ba-ruu-beck-su" and it was so funny and i'll never find out what it was called.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
once i saw a short film at someone's house(?) that was about a bunch of high schoolers going to an anime con and one of them was really into jazz so he showed this girl "take five" and she started going like "da-vid ba-ruu-beck-su" and it was so funny and i'll never find out what it was called.
im sorry but e-bikes are sick please don’t take them away
“Amelia calls the term e-bike “a play on words.” If the machines were called motorbikes..they would be far less popular. “But the fact that it’s called an e-bike” — evoking such everyday stuff as email, e-books…“makes it accessible.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
The Shocking Crash That Led One County to Reckon With the Dangers of E-Bikes
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
im sorry but e-bikes are sick please don’t take them away
this WWE paperview just advertised judas priest and mad dog. i guess trashy cousins have to learn this stuff somewhere.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
this WWE paperview just advertised judas priest and mad dog. i guess trashy cousins have to learn this stuff somewhere.
i think i need to seriously try cbt to be able to clean my room. that’s right, cock and ball torture.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i think i need to seriously try cbt to be able to clean my room. that’s right, cock and ball torture.
guy on the left looks like a katamari cousin
Left: Alan Aldridge’s 1967 cover to Clifford D. Simak’s Time and Again. Right: The uncredited cover to a May 1976 issue of the Gold Key Twilight Zone comic book.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
guy on the left looks like a katamari cousin
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2203 N 11TH ST
*owned by*
CRUD LLC
2220 FAIRMOUNT AVE
PHILADELPHIA PA
*owned by*
CRUD LLC
2220 FAIRMOUNT AVE
PHILADELPHIA PA
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
2203 N 11TH ST
*owned by*
CRUD LLC
2220 FAIRMOUNT AVE
PHILADELPHIA PA
*owned by*
CRUD LLC
2220 FAIRMOUNT AVE
PHILADELPHIA PA
speak for yourselves. i just decided i was going to get into polymer clay.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
speak for yourselves. i just decided i was going to get into polymer clay.
nyc brain rot is like “the gentrification bespoke rotisserie chicken restaurant on my block is having a launch party with a flyer that looks like ryder ripps cia branding”
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
nyc brain rot is like “the gentrification bespoke rotisserie chicken restaurant on my block is having a launch party with a flyer that looks like ryder ripps cia branding”
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introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
xiu xiu
xiu xiu
xiu xiu and merzbow
xiu xiu
yes
xiu xiu
xiu xiu
xiu xiu and merzbow
xiu xiu
yes
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Aquabats
No Doubt
Weird Al
Insane Clown Posse (can't name a single song of theirs)
Tegan and Sara
The Aquabats
No Doubt
Weird Al
Insane Clown Posse (can't name a single song of theirs)
Tegan and Sara
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Heart
Pat Benatar
Peter Gabriel
Rober Palmer
Tommy Conwell & the Young Rumblers
Heart
Pat Benatar
Peter Gabriel
Rober Palmer
Tommy Conwell & the Young Rumblers
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
xiu xiu
xiu xiu
xiu xiu and merzbow
xiu xiu
yes
xiu xiu
xiu xiu
xiu xiu and merzbow
xiu xiu
yes
me arriving at thanksgiving: i should have brought my computer
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me arriving at thanksgiving: i should have brought my computer
omg robert am stern died! i was supposed to interview him for an oral history.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
omg robert am stern died! i was supposed to interview him for an oral history.
the thanksgiving parade is the poster's superbowl.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the thanksgiving parade is the poster's superbowl.
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Pie recipe calls for 16oz can of pumpkin but they’re 15oz now, calls for one 9inch pie crust which I guess is shallower now bc it leaves a cup of filling leftover. Happy Shrinkflation everyone \o/
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Pie recipe calls for 16oz can of pumpkin but they’re 15oz now, calls for one 9inch pie crust which I guess is shallower now bc it leaves a cup of filling leftover. Happy Shrinkflation everyone \o/
fundraising like this doesn't work on me because what do i care about your goal. you just made that up. goals are fake. i can't even do the pomodoro method because i just made that timer up.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
fundraising like this doesn't work on me because what do i care about your goal. you just made that up. goals are fake. i can't even do the pomodoro method because i just made that timer up.
kind of insane that the president of the united states saw this hat in the 90s and made it his entire aesthetic
A McDonald's Commander's Cap for $2.95 might be the best value for any product ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
kind of insane that the president of the united states saw this hat in the 90s and made it his entire aesthetic
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November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
okay WHO is adam friedlands agent and can archivists have agents?
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
okay WHO is adam friedlands agent and can archivists have agents?
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extremely charming until the end. "the web forgets. we remember." can't help but be reminded of the lawsuit from someone trying to get them to take down their highly sensitive blog. i would not lean into the panopticon messaging!!! archive.org/post/119669/...
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
extremely charming until the end. "the web forgets. we remember." can't help but be reminded of the lawsuit from someone trying to get them to take down their highly sensitive blog. i would not lean into the panopticon messaging!!! archive.org/post/119669/...
i'd really love to understand what is going on with paddy johnson these days because the obsessive amount of marketing for whatever weird career coaching thing she's been running for several years at this point does not paint a great picture.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i'd really love to understand what is going on with paddy johnson these days because the obsessive amount of marketing for whatever weird career coaching thing she's been running for several years at this point does not paint a great picture.