Lloyd’s Soil
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up in the hills we have developed a new form of comedy. we call it hill comedy.
Your first open mic and you’re vice president of the united states
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Your first open mic and you’re vice president of the united states
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Entire career got debunked voice:
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Entire career got debunked voice:
every other human and animal on the stead is asleep so it falls to me to go on my phone and waste time
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
every other human and animal on the stead is asleep so it falls to me to go on my phone and waste time
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It’s that time of the year. Erykah Badu is hunting me with a longbow in the woods
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s that time of the year. Erykah Badu is hunting me with a longbow in the woods
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gay shel silverstein be like “it’s giving tree”
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
gay shel silverstein be like “it’s giving tree”
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The democrats will never do anything about this because it would also limit their own war powers. We need real political change or else we will stay on a dark path
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The democrats will never do anything about this because it would also limit their own war powers. We need real political change or else we will stay on a dark path
now that’s comedy
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
now that’s comedy
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
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Greetings friend! We know you love to buy 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" and today is the only day when you can save up to 18% on 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"! Whether you're shopping for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" for family, friends, or just yourself, today is YOUR day for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Greetings friend! We know you love to buy 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" and today is the only day when you can save up to 18% on 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"! Whether you're shopping for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" for family, friends, or just yourself, today is YOUR day for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"
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honestly he might have a point: his family escaped pogroms and now he's trying to recreate them here
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
honestly he might have a point: his family escaped pogroms and now he's trying to recreate them here
usa very carthage coded
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
usa very carthage coded
have any of you succeeded in eliminating desire within yourselves
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
have any of you succeeded in eliminating desire within yourselves
this day, more than most, lets try to keep the influence of “comedy” (so-called) to a BARE minimum
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
this day, more than most, lets try to keep the influence of “comedy” (so-called) to a BARE minimum
Even alexander the great of the must deal with difficulties of relationship.. this lesson among others can be gained through humour!
“And another thing! … I want you to be more assertive! I’m tired of everyone calling you Alexander the Pretty-Good!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Even alexander the great of the must deal with difficulties of relationship.. this lesson among others can be gained through humour!
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Bard college should get a basketball team that just flattens the NCAA east. the team should be commandingly better than everyone else
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bard college should get a basketball team that just flattens the NCAA east. the team should be commandingly better than everyone else
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wait that’s literally ghost turnip
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Really appreciate that Melville doesn’t make you wait for the whale content. It’s whales from the jump
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Really appreciate that Melville doesn’t make you wait for the whale content. It’s whales from the jump
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I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Luckily it's only for Law Enforcement and enterprise purposes
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Luckily it's only for Law Enforcement and enterprise purposes