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Mr Blue Sky
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Blue vote, blue shirt, blue jeans, blue eyes, blue car, blue mood (since election), red state, we can't all be perfect. Still psarcasticly optimistic.
And don't forget the misguided fool he got killed on Jan 6
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I still haven't got my phone
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm beginning to think even Adolph would see Naziferatu's tweets and be like "whoa dude, tone it down a bit"
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is all well and good, but... "I have been an unapologetic advocate for people with intellectual disabilities since the birth of my second daughter"

His republican brain syndrome indicates that he probably didn't care until his daughter was born and his family was affected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Normal thought process... If you're loony enough to think you're some sort of god-king
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November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'd have 20 cents, but I had two tokes and they deserved it!
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
3+5+0+0=8
9+9=18
18>9

It's not complicated! Why do we always have to spell it out for these guys?
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November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Sleepy Joe"
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November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
More like $tupid $to¢kholm $¥ndrome
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
FU Stephen Goebbels,
May all your turkeys be dry and hollow, like your soul
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November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
That's a low bar... "At least I'm pretty sure the earth is most likely round, probably"
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Illegal orders must be refused. Now is the time to stay home with your family for the holidays.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is also EXACTLY why the troops need to be reminded to not follow illegal orders, such as occupying US cities. I'm sure the families are wishing they had refused now. NO ONE should be forced to be cannon fodder for the megalomaniac in chief.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In sure he would've gone more if they didn't keep asking for his ID whenever he bought bread.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Republicans will cave, then spend the next 11 months touting how they *saved* American healthcare with ACA subsidies that evil Obamacare wouldn't allow... Or some other made up shit like that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Uh.... No, there are not. Biblically, the destruction of Israel is inevitable and unavoidable before jesus returns.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm sure the Whitehouse is on the phone with the hospital right now getting updates as trump and Stephen Miller giggle in the corner rubbing their hands together and chanting...
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November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"These brave West Virginians lost their lives in the service of their country"

Really? Because they were only there to serve the inflated ego of the mango maniac who is actually giddy that two were shot. They never had any business being there. Terrible loss for the country, not service.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So more can get killed... I'm sure that's cool with their families
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"She's a witch!"
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
When is the "best" supposed to be coming? We're still spiraling in the opposite direction
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last I heard BigBallz is still around
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Looking forward this year to the traditional Thanksgiving feast of ryegrass, fescue, alfalfa, and plenty of cud to chew on
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM