Todd S. Jordan
@toddsjordan.bsky.social
A horror writer and a sorry sack of guts.
Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton.
www.toddsjordan.com
Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton.
www.toddsjordan.com
Booked for Stokercon ‘26. Because why the hell not.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Booked for Stokercon ‘26. Because why the hell not.
We never made it very far into the game, but if I’d encountered ‘DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYE BOO’ my heart would have probably stopped beating.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
We never made it very far into the game, but if I’d encountered ‘DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYE BOO’ my heart would have probably stopped beating.
When I was a kid, my friend made me play the videogame of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed, and I got so scared I puked on the carpet of his parent’s computer room.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When I was a kid, my friend made me play the videogame of Clive Barker’s Nightbreed, and I got so scared I puked on the carpet of his parent’s computer room.
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'A Bram Stoker Award winning novel, The Fisherman is a masterpiece of cosmic horror that contains elements of Lovecraft, Moby Dick and the ghost stories of M.R. James.'
#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'A Bram Stoker Award winning novel, The Fisherman is a masterpiece of cosmic horror that contains elements of Lovecraft, Moby Dick and the ghost stories of M.R. James.'
#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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#JohnLangan's The Fisherman is No 16 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century so far
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Maybe the most intense book I’ve read this year? Few things more scary than medical history. Highly recommended but y’know… Tread lightly… 😬
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Maybe the most intense book I’ve read this year? Few things more scary than medical history. Highly recommended but y’know… Tread lightly… 😬
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This really is an excellent book.
"Dazzlingly fresh and original: relentlessly paced, lavishly crafted and always human"
@gautambhatia88.bsky.social
"A gem, breathtaking in scope and concept, pushing the boundaries"
@aptshadow.bsky.social
"As wildly inventive as it is intriguing...a galaxy spanning story"
@rjbarker.bsky.social
@gautambhatia88.bsky.social
"A gem, breathtaking in scope and concept, pushing the boundaries"
@aptshadow.bsky.social
"As wildly inventive as it is intriguing...a galaxy spanning story"
@rjbarker.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This really is an excellent book.
Forrest Gump’s mother, lying awake at night: 😳
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Forrest Gump’s mother, lying awake at night: 😳
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
Her social anxiety: You idiot. You absolute buffoon. Why did you say that?
Her: 😭
Anxiety: There’s clearly a picture of the chocolates right there on the box!
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Oh to be a phantasm orb, a lil shrunken brain just zooming around in your mirrored orb
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh to be a phantasm orb, a lil shrunken brain just zooming around in your mirrored orb
Happy Halloween from me and Siouxsie!
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Happy Halloween from me and Siouxsie!
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if you turn away every time you feel discomfort, your world will contract and contract and contract until you are incapable of connecting to others or imagining other ways of existing in the world
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you turn away every time you feel discomfort, your world will contract and contract and contract until you are incapable of connecting to others or imagining other ways of existing in the world
Some people seem to think the word “everyone” means “everyone like me”.
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Some people seem to think the word “everyone” means “everyone like me”.
Like you’re digging up a spooky grave, and in the coffin there’s a boney old schnozz pointing right at you. Terrifying.
Imagine if skeletons had noses.
October 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Like you’re digging up a spooky grave, and in the coffin there’s a boney old schnozz pointing right at you. Terrifying.
Imagine if skeletons had noses.
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Imagine if skeletons had noses.
The purest joy I’ve ever felt was meeting a bunch of 20-somethings who’d somehow never heard The Monster Mash. Now I will forever be the hero who introduced them to it.
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The purest joy I’ve ever felt was meeting a bunch of 20-somethings who’d somehow never heard The Monster Mash. Now I will forever be the hero who introduced them to it.
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
Ok so I’m working on a fun new project that’s completely mad and it might not come to anything but if it DOES come to something then years from now this is the moment I will look back on and say: “Ah yes. That’s the moment I went mad”.
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Ok so I’m working on a fun new project that’s completely mad and it might not come to anything but if it DOES come to something then years from now this is the moment I will look back on and say: “Ah yes. That’s the moment I went mad”.
I don’t wanna brag about how brave I am, but I will say that I’m currently eating pesto while wearing a white t-shirt.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I don’t wanna brag about how brave I am, but I will say that I’m currently eating pesto while wearing a white t-shirt.
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No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”
October 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”
I loved this book and you will too if you’re a freaky l’il goblin like me.
Out now in paperback is this excellent horror novella that tackles hard subjects in a sensitive way - Coup De Grace by Sofia Arjam www.runalongtheshelves.net/blog/2024/9/...
Coup de Grace by Sofia Arjam — Runalong The Shelves
I would like to thank Titan Books for an advance copy of this novella in exchange for a fair and honest review Publisher – Titan Published – 1st October Price – £10.99 hardback £8.99 Kindle ...
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October 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I loved this book and you will too if you’re a freaky l’il goblin like me.
Just finished Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova. I knew it was gonna punch me in the goddam heart, and you can consider me heart-punched. This book, folks. This book.
October 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Just finished Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova. I knew it was gonna punch me in the goddam heart, and you can consider me heart-punched. This book, folks. This book.
The first time I read The Dark Tower, it was on Kindle. Enough time has passed, I want to go for another loop around, but I wish there was a nice shmancy set of physical books. The paperbacks I’m seeing are a bit meh.
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The first time I read The Dark Tower, it was on Kindle. Enough time has passed, I want to go for another loop around, but I wish there was a nice shmancy set of physical books. The paperbacks I’m seeing are a bit meh.
My friend’s wedding is in a week and the guitarist for the band has broken his wrist. They can’t find a replacement in time, so I offered to fill in… before learning it’s a ska band. I’ve memorised 22 ska covers in 48 hours. My knuckles feel like roasted chestnuts. My heart beats only on upstrokes.
September 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My friend’s wedding is in a week and the guitarist for the band has broken his wrist. They can’t find a replacement in time, so I offered to fill in… before learning it’s a ska band. I’ve memorised 22 ska covers in 48 hours. My knuckles feel like roasted chestnuts. My heart beats only on upstrokes.
The tiny but very real Hell of having slightly burned the roof of your mouth.
September 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The tiny but very real Hell of having slightly burned the roof of your mouth.
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My husband says that "It's Raining Men" and "Bodies" by Drowning Pool are the same song from different perspectives.
September 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My husband says that "It's Raining Men" and "Bodies" by Drowning Pool are the same song from different perspectives.