Todd Rumpus, OB/GYN
@toddrumpus.bsky.social
Posting for death and glory
There should be a baby toy that’s just a big red button that loudly goes HA HAAAAA like Jeezy when you push it
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There should be a baby toy that’s just a big red button that loudly goes HA HAAAAA like Jeezy when you push it
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
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if i heard a dog talking in rfk jr's voice i'd think, Well obviously that's pretty amazing but it's not like, earth shattering
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
if i heard a dog talking in rfk jr's voice i'd think, Well obviously that's pretty amazing but it's not like, earth shattering
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I think they should rebrand cracker barrel to be steampunk
August 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think they should rebrand cracker barrel to be steampunk
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August 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Iggy Azalea net worth
Drake net worth
Napoleon net worth
Sexxy Redd net worth
Joseph Stalin net worth
Mr Beast net worth
Mr Rogers net worth
Osama bin Laden net worth
Drake net worth
Napoleon net worth
Sexxy Redd net worth
Joseph Stalin net worth
Mr Beast net worth
Mr Rogers net worth
Osama bin Laden net worth
Ever since I left the city you!
July 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ever since I left the city you!
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Lorde Lad Summer
June 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Lorde Lad Summer
Donald Drumpf…your fired!!
June 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Donald Drumpf…your fired!!
Fatherhood is a lot like running a business
May 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fatherhood is a lot like running a business
JD Vance is wrong and also a big baby
February 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
JD Vance is wrong and also a big baby
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
Think I might spend today granting US citizenship to anyone who wants it
January 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Think I might spend today granting US citizenship to anyone who wants it
Steelers going to the Super Bowl
January 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Steelers going to the Super Bowl
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the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
January 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
New Year, same old Rumpus
December 31, 2024 at 10:32 PM
New Year, same old Rumpus
I love going the exact speed limit, and not a single MPH more, on US-19 northbound through West Virginia
December 29, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I love going the exact speed limit, and not a single MPH more, on US-19 northbound through West Virginia
I’m in the Rumpus, watching you Todd her, oaaoooh
December 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I’m in the Rumpus, watching you Todd her, oaaoooh
Midnight in the garden of Todd and Rumpus
November 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Midnight in the garden of Todd and Rumpus
Brand new posts, same old Rumpus
November 10, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Brand new posts, same old Rumpus