Toby Gillman
@tobygillman.bsky.social
I mean, it was pretty inevitable that some teenaged girl was going to be "responsible" for ending Matt Gaetz' political career.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I mean, it was pretty inevitable that some teenaged girl was going to be "responsible" for ending Matt Gaetz' political career.
You're probably right, but every time I hear these arguments I think of this couple and get the ick, so now I'm inflicting them on everyone else out of petty vindictiveness.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You're probably right, but every time I hear these arguments I think of this couple and get the ick, so now I'm inflicting them on everyone else out of petty vindictiveness.
Please don't encourage the nazis to have more babies.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Please don't encourage the nazis to have more babies.
but certainly, with completely unearned confidence.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
but certainly, with completely unearned confidence.
Not sure if "calmly" is the word I'd use...
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not sure if "calmly" is the word I'd use...
Honestly, not sure I care if it works.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honestly, not sure I care if it works.
Not only is this entirely feasible, if they put a camera on Elon's robot it will be completely self funding.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not only is this entirely feasible, if they put a camera on Elon's robot it will be completely self funding.
I think when the time comes the Herald should do its normal boring politician obit, but they should print it all in blue comic sans.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think when the time comes the Herald should do its normal boring politician obit, but they should print it all in blue comic sans.
Yeah Chris, we get it, you have three thumbs.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yeah Chris, we get it, you have three thumbs.
Hey! I'm a dumb guy and this is the first I'm hearing of this story!
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hey! I'm a dumb guy and this is the first I'm hearing of this story!
I mean, facial analysis should be pretty helpful in determining if someone is white or a man. I imagine a lot of business execs would find that useful.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I mean, facial analysis should be pretty helpful in determining if someone is white or a man. I imagine a lot of business execs would find that useful.
So happy there is one other person who accurately remembers what the 80s were like. There may have been great stuff like The Pixies and Violent Femmes going on, but they were very, very much on the fringes.
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So happy there is one other person who accurately remembers what the 80s were like. There may have been great stuff like The Pixies and Violent Femmes going on, but they were very, very much on the fringes.
Typical state overreach. These weapons were clearly kept safe from theft , craftily hidden in a closet.
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Typical state overreach. These weapons were clearly kept safe from theft , craftily hidden in a closet.
This seems reasonable. Both my parents were killed in completely separate flying bear incidents.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This seems reasonable. Both my parents were killed in completely separate flying bear incidents.
This is why 007 is always repeating his name.
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This is why 007 is always repeating his name.
I've always loved Billy Connelly's definition of an intellectual as someone who can hear the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've always loved Billy Connelly's definition of an intellectual as someone who can hear the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Look, the Left can't win if we just surrender our Nazis before the GOP surrenders theirs.
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Look, the Left can't win if we just surrender our Nazis before the GOP surrenders theirs.
I resent the implication that there is even a possibility that I would overthink this.
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I resent the implication that there is even a possibility that I would overthink this.
Um-more tax means LESS borrowing.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Um-more tax means LESS borrowing.
You could try growing a beard that outlines and emphasizes your growing jowls. Apparently that's a favoured strategy amongst VPs everywhere.
October 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You could try growing a beard that outlines and emphasizes your growing jowls. Apparently that's a favoured strategy amongst VPs everywhere.
Tight yarmulkes often cause headaches, which lead to an increased uptake of Tylenol. It's just science.
October 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Tight yarmulkes often cause headaches, which lead to an increased uptake of Tylenol. It's just science.
Mme de Gaulle must be getting on in years by now.
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Mme de Gaulle must be getting on in years by now.
I note that roti is right off the scale.
October 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I note that roti is right off the scale.