Tobi Wilson
@tobiwilsonline.bsky.social
Human animation writer (now with real flesh body!) Writer on It's Pony, Bravest Warriors, Danger Mouse, Unikitty, Elliott From Earth and a parliamentary majority of The Amazing World Of Gumball. See you in development hell.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
Counterpoint: the Christmas Koalaroo is the only good piece of AI art
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Counterpoint: the Christmas Koalaroo is the only good piece of AI art
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
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Arsenal have scored the joint most goals in the Premier League, the fourth most in the Champions League, and top both tables.
I think the people trying to shit-talk them might just…not know ball at all.
I think the people trying to shit-talk them might just…not know ball at all.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Arsenal have scored the joint most goals in the Premier League, the fourth most in the Champions League, and top both tables.
I think the people trying to shit-talk them might just…not know ball at all.
I think the people trying to shit-talk them might just…not know ball at all.
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katy perry knows one thing and one thing only, taking real estate from the elderly and sending them to their doom
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
katy perry knows one thing and one thing only, taking real estate from the elderly and sending them to their doom
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lol here’s the full OBR book someone pressed publish early here’s the budget obr.uk/docs/dlm_upl...
obr.uk
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
lol here’s the full OBR book someone pressed publish early here’s the budget obr.uk/docs/dlm_upl...
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
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i also wona b whorin
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i also wona b whorin
Congration I done it
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Congration I done it
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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It’s a well-known fact:
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s a well-known fact:
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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The Arsenal. What a tifo. What a picture.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Arsenal. What a tifo. What a picture.
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Me whenever Waltermade scores for Newcastle
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me whenever Waltermade scores for Newcastle
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sorry for leaving this one out
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
sorry for leaving this one out
*Bo Burnham voice*: fire at the climate conference, ICE in the restaurants
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
*Bo Burnham voice*: fire at the climate conference, ICE in the restaurants
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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Maybe my favourite new joke format
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Maybe my favourite new joke format
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
It's crazy how true this is
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It's crazy how true this is
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee