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Condor Puma Serpiente
@toad.city
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America's Favorite Liability©
Your favorite engineer's sleep paralysis demon
Indoor and outdoor farming.
Engineering of various types.
ICE must be destroyed
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He/Him
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toad.city
You wouldn't be a silly little goober
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
toad.city
I keep burning holes in my favorite hoodie and having to repair them
A hoodie sleeve with two holes darned over with red and orange thread
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
toad.city
You wouldn't put boobs on a hotdog
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
toad.city
A QR code that goes to a website
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
toad.city
I’m the Banksy of St. Louis area chalkboards, whiteboards, and post it notes
A cartoon of me on a chalkboard saying “Brad was here”
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
toad.city
Damn some shit is burning down in St. Louis
Some shit in St. Louis that is burning down
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
toad.city
This Fiskars bill hook is one of my more abused tools but I’ll be damned if it hasn’t kept kicking for 5 years now
A photo of my well used bill hook
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
toad.city
My maul exploded :/
My broken maul with my axe and boot in the background
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
toad.city
How your email finds me
Me wearing a shemagh around my whole face wearing a yellow hat for a weed edibles brand
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
toad.city
lol this Acebeam Keylite 500 is a lil baby version of the HD01Pro I carry #edc #flashlight
My hand holding the acebeam next to an hd01pro
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
toad.city
I have an idea for how term limits should work
The guy from midsommar holding the big retirement hammer
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
toad.city
Set phasers to “a long kiss with a distant relative”
Captain Kirk holding a phaser
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
toad.city
ಠ_ಠ
A scishow video asking if we'll ever be a kardeshev 1 civilization
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
toad.city
bro read the fucking book
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
toad.city
I have litery zero intel and am going in blind. I assume that this sequel sucks some degree of butt
a "request available" notification for The Black Phone 2
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
toad.city
Y’all fuck with Lenovo?
A clear acrylic weed dugout with a think pad logo on it
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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They’re calling us the sexiest couple alive
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
toad.city
Damn, there must be a vein near a mine subsidence under his house or something
Hitler Particles detected. Unfortunate for Ryan Grim. I hope he gets well soon
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
toad.city
Is this high or low?
1:15 average screen time this week
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I fixed this $20 bill
A $20 bill with a skull on Andrew Jackson
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Happy Halloween
A normal human face
November 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
toad.city
a table of the radio frequencies ICE uses
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Please rate my radish. Nice ratings only
aphoto of me holding a radish
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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hitler particle emissions confirmed. Sorry, it's science.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM