Condor Puma Serpiente
@toad.city
America's Favorite Liability©
Your favorite engineer's sleep paralysis demon
Indoor and outdoor farming.
Engineering of various types.
ICE must be destroyed
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He/Him
https://bio.toad.city/@brad
Your favorite engineer's sleep paralysis demon
Indoor and outdoor farming.
Engineering of various types.
ICE must be destroyed
condorpuma.93 on Signal
He/Him
https://bio.toad.city/@brad
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Condor Puma Serpiente
@toad.city
· Sep 19
If you reach into my home, you will retrieve only an unencumbered wrist.
Hegseth admonished for using beloved character Franklin the Turtle, a fictional turtle that is notably more masculine than Pete Hegseth
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hegseth admonished for using beloved character Franklin the Turtle, a fictional turtle that is notably more masculine than Pete Hegseth
"Franklin Gets Wild on a Pint of Old Grand-Dad and Trucker Speed and Denies the Sanctity of Christ"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Franklin Gets Wild on a Pint of Old Grand-Dad and Trucker Speed and Denies the Sanctity of Christ"
"I was just following my subordinates orders!"
"the combat decisions he has made" is the key phrase here -- Hegseth is making it clear he's distancing himself from the strike
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"I was just following my subordinates orders!"
"Franklin Builds a Killdozer"
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Franklin Builds a Killdozer"
"Franklin Accrues an Arsenal, Reinforces His Shell With Kevlar, and Heads to Washington to Solve Problems"
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Franklin Accrues an Arsenal, Reinforces His Shell With Kevlar, and Heads to Washington to Solve Problems"
I Saw the Devil is a romance movie
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I Saw the Devil is a romance movie
An edging fetish but it's for edging gofundme goals
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
An edging fetish but it's for edging gofundme goals
If somebody ran on a platform of "Once a week we grab a billionaire and beat them to death on live tv" I'd vote for them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If somebody ran on a platform of "Once a week we grab a billionaire and beat them to death on live tv" I'd vote for them.
"Your improvisation is tearing this family apart. I can't believe you--wait, are you improvising RIGHT NOW?"
"...Yes....and?"
"...Yes....and?"
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Your improvisation is tearing this family apart. I can't believe you--wait, are you improvising RIGHT NOW?"
"...Yes....and?"
"...Yes....and?"
This is why Case Closed/Detective Conan is the best anime
The Benoit Blanc movies work because they know what you want out of a detective:
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is why Case Closed/Detective Conan is the best anime
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If I know anyone online or IRL that works for Flock, they better not let me find that out
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If I know anyone online or IRL that works for Flock, they better not let me find that out
I bet Dick Cheney and Charlie Kirk probably have a lot of firearm discussions in hell
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I bet Dick Cheney and Charlie Kirk probably have a lot of firearm discussions in hell
Mad cow disease (or really just prion disease in general) is such a fucking BANGER metaphor for AI. I'm upset that I didn't think of it on my own.
Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people
🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mad cow disease (or really just prion disease in general) is such a fucking BANGER metaphor for AI. I'm upset that I didn't think of it on my own.
Charlie Kirk is still dead! Nice!
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Charlie Kirk is still dead! Nice!
This is tremendously worth the watch. The final sentence goes hard as fuck
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is tremendously worth the watch. The final sentence goes hard as fuck
I'm going drive an armored van at top speed right through the center of the marketplace of idea
Watching the most comfortable men on the planet stroke their chins and wonder aloud "Mayhap these christofascists have made a convincing argument within the bounds of sensible and civilised debate!" as said christofascists burn the rest of us alive is getting real old.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm going drive an armored van at top speed right through the center of the marketplace of idea
Take a magnesium supplement. We need you sharp.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Take a magnesium supplement. We need you sharp.
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Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf
February 8, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf
They do just love doing MRIs all willy-nilly. They're part of his morning routine
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They do just love doing MRIs all willy-nilly. They're part of his morning routine
Cold as fuck outside. Time to switch to alcohol stoves
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Cold as fuck outside. Time to switch to alcohol stoves
I'm like what someone who wishes they were ugly wished they looked like
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm like what someone who wishes they were ugly wished they looked like
