that wasn’t a whisper, nor the wind. it’s another dreaded lizza fart wafting its way over bsky

🎶 the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round… 🎶

No better place to pick up an elegant Rulex, maybe a new Soany TV or a Panasoanic digital camera. ICE hates a good deal.

Not pictured: the white tablecloth. Karoline’s wearing it.

Even if it does, chances are 70/30 it'll never play all the way through for people who might want to watch it.

way to be a downer with all the rules, mister specified quantity

Since it’s closed press I kinda hope Mamdani has one of those cool little spy kit pen recorders because you know the read on this meet from the WH is going to be bananas.

Hopeful but unlikely twist: dem leadership already knows what’s in there and will use the manipulation or destruction of incriminating content as an irrefutable crime when they release in parallel.

It’s the cover-up that can nail people harder than the crimes themselves.

Reminds me of a woman taking a firearms safety course who asked if she could fire her shotgun through the front door if she felt “scared”

This is not as uncommon as you’d hope. The most heavily armed also seem to be the most easily frightened.

Stop doing Chotiner’s job for him, man

The way Democrats are operating lately, it wouldn’t surprise me if some of your colleagues in the Senate start lobbying for a full pardon and parade in her honor.

Bullshit. You caved as an ineffective leader. You surrendered from a position of strength as you always do. I wonder why?

Durbin? He’s not running again. He’s throwing the country under the bus on his way out. As is Democrat tradition.

I guess this is the point in time where I reminisce about 2016 and think, “I guess we dodged a bullet” if you’re issuing such limp releases that telegraph weakness to everyone.

Let every yes vote be an indelible stain on their legacies and their name.

I’m beginning to question whether the MAGA voter or the elected Democrat are more gullible. It might be a draw.

Meta Ray Bans probably recording for this agent’s personal enjoyment, and what appears to be a Templar Cross on the mag carrier. Yikes.

and on the weekends, Marion goes wild with black tea and seven walnuts

I have retroactively chosen last night’s lotto numbers and will spend my newfound fortune on dilaudid and valium to get through this shit