I would prefer not to
@tiredold.bsky.social
Tired, old, a boring tit (Eric). Still a saluter of magpies. LUFC. Anarchist, anti-colonialist sort.
Professional obsessions: building / construction safety and sustainability with the occasional soupçon of architectural theory & history
Professional obsessions: building / construction safety and sustainability with the occasional soupçon of architectural theory & history
There isn’t even a word for how insecure you would need to be to spunk billions on an AI bullshit machine so it turns out steamers like this:
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There isn’t even a word for how insecure you would need to be to spunk billions on an AI bullshit machine so it turns out steamers like this:
Coke use in the City is out of control
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Coke use in the City is out of control
On the bright side knocking out mitres this good against an existing glass screen whilst watching us go down to an abject loss to Forest has to be worth something, right? Right?! #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On the bright side knocking out mitres this good against an existing glass screen whilst watching us go down to an abject loss to Forest has to be worth something, right? Right?! #lufc
Curious - they’d clearly just had a delivery of unfashionable middle class apres-ski wear on site today
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Curious - they’d clearly just had a delivery of unfashionable middle class apres-ski wear on site today
This evening’s cocktail of choice is a Perfect Manhattan, with sincere apologies for the lack of a coupe and a cherry. Not immediately convinced but perhaps it’s a grower.
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This evening’s cocktail of choice is a Perfect Manhattan, with sincere apologies for the lack of a coupe and a cherry. Not immediately convinced but perhaps it’s a grower.
Bit brazen on the Facebook socials today tbh
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Bit brazen on the Facebook socials today tbh
Bit brazen on the Facebook socials today tbh
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Bit brazen on the Facebook socials today tbh
I had to, but I’m not 100% convinced. Be good in cocktails I reckon
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I had to, but I’m not 100% convinced. Be good in cocktails I reckon
Lads, I’m going in, wish me luck
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Lads, I’m going in, wish me luck
I endorse this @modernistestates.bsky.social message
September 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I endorse this @modernistestates.bsky.social message
Artisanal crab apple jelly infused with yuzu and calvados.
I’m basically turning into a hipster version of my mum. I should probably join the WI soon.
I’m basically turning into a hipster version of my mum. I should probably join the WI soon.
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Artisanal crab apple jelly infused with yuzu and calvados.
I’m basically turning into a hipster version of my mum. I should probably join the WI soon.
I’m basically turning into a hipster version of my mum. I should probably join the WI soon.
Just bought a secondhand Rolodex for cocktail recipe cards. Dead sophisticated, us
August 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just bought a secondhand Rolodex for cocktail recipe cards. Dead sophisticated, us
Friday off-site inspections can be very tough.
August 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Friday off-site inspections can be very tough.
For Operation Dark Phone fans, the NCA from the train #encrochat #darkphone
August 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
For Operation Dark Phone fans, the NCA from the train #encrochat #darkphone
Today I shall mostly be drowning in strange craft beers in the sunshine. First up, a raspberry sour stout from China.
August 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Today I shall mostly be drowning in strange craft beers in the sunshine. First up, a raspberry sour stout from China.
Woakes right now
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Woakes right now
Torygraph warning, but shut up Angela.
I couldn’t begin to quantify what our allotment does for our mental health. And understanding nature and where food comes from looks like it ought to be a priority right now.
I couldn’t begin to quantify what our allotment does for our mental health. And understanding nature and where food comes from looks like it ought to be a priority right now.
August 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Torygraph warning, but shut up Angela.
I couldn’t begin to quantify what our allotment does for our mental health. And understanding nature and where food comes from looks like it ought to be a priority right now.
I couldn’t begin to quantify what our allotment does for our mental health. And understanding nature and where food comes from looks like it ought to be a priority right now.
Here are the requirements and the ChatGPT output. Copilot was so shit I didn’t bother saving it, but then ChatGPT turned out worse. Remind me to try again in 2 or 3 years
July 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Here are the requirements and the ChatGPT output. Copilot was so shit I didn’t bother saving it, but then ChatGPT turned out worse. Remind me to try again in 2 or 3 years
July 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So, er, has anyone spoken to Bruce recently?
July 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
So, er, has anyone spoken to Bruce recently?
It appears that the bus stop has been evangelised.
July 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It appears that the bus stop has been evangelised.