🧑🎄🎄 Clark W. Mudge 🎄🎅
@tipsytauntaun.bsky.social
Baseball fiend, home body, whiskey guy, movie collector, drive-in enthusiast, cynic & random babbler on topics of no significance or juxtapositioning.
Schwartz Created A Slight Breach Of Etiquette By Skipping The Triple Dare And Going Right For The Throat
27 days until #Christmas 🎄 NEW MUSIC ALERT!! I just released a pop punk parody Christmas album!! It’s 18 popular 2000s pop punk songs parodied into cheesy Christmas songs and 2 covers. Check it out here —> distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
The Pop Punk Christmas Adventure, Vol. 2 by Austin Martinez
Stream and Save The Pop Punk Christmas Adventure, Vol. 2 - Distributed by DistroKid
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November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Schwartz Created A Slight Breach Of Etiquette By Skipping The Triple Dare And Going Right For The Throat
Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel
28 days until #Christmas 🎄Happy Thanksgiving Day in the US. It all begins when Santa arrives at the parade in NYC today!
santa claus is riding in a sleigh with a bag full of presents
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November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel
I Triple-Dog-Dare Ya
29 days until #Christmas 🎄When/how did you learn the truth about Santa Claus?
a merry christmas greeting card with santa claus
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November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I Triple-Dog-Dare Ya
Your grandma's got a real painful bur on her heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Your grandma's got a real painful bur on her heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.
I can't put my arms down!
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I can't put my arms down!
Another trip around the sun — and this one feels different. It’s my final year in my 40s, and as I inch toward "that" milestone, I intend to celebrate every moment; from big experiences to small. There was a time I never thought I’d see 49, let alone 50, so I'm ready to indulge.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Another trip around the sun — and this one feels different. It’s my final year in my 40s, and as I inch toward "that" milestone, I intend to celebrate every moment; from big experiences to small. There was a time I never thought I’d see 49, let alone 50, so I'm ready to indulge.
I Want An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass and a stock, and a thing that tells time
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I Want An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass and a stock, and a thing that tells time
She'll see it later honey, her eyes are frozen shut.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
She'll see it later honey, her eyes are frozen shut.
Clark, stop it. I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
35 days until #Christmas. Happy “Love Actually” day!! Which is your favorite and least favorite story line in this one?
a dome with a clock on top of it
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November 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Clark, stop it. I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
Flick Says He Saw Some Grizzly Bears Near Pulaski's Candy Store
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Flick Says He Saw Some Grizzly Bears Near Pulaski's Candy Store
Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell
Nothing but Star Wars 😀
38 days until #Christmas! 🎄 What ornament(s) did you buy this year?
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Nothing but Star Wars 😀
I have too many to post 😉
39 days until #Christmas! 🎄 Let’s see your favorite silly Christmas shirt.
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I have too many to post 😉
Cookie recipes 😀
41 days until #Christmas! 🎄 What do you like to read around this time of year?
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Cookie recipes 😀
So far: Office Christmas Party, The Night Before, Bad Santa, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard.
42 days until #Christmas! 🎄 What Christmas movies are you watching this week?
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room with a can of paint hanging from the wall .
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November 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
So far: Office Christmas Party, The Night Before, Bad Santa, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard.
It's smiling at me...
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It's smiling at me...
Clark, stop it. I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Clark, stop it. I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
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44 days until #Christmas! 🎄
a young boy is sitting at a counter in a hotel room and says wow it worked .
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November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
44 days until #Christmas! 🎄
Fra-gee-lay
45 days until #Christmas! 🎄 Okay now it’s really beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Fra-gee-lay
It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.
46 days until #Christmas! The world famous Rockefeller Center Christmas tree has arrived!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.
Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things.
48 days until #Christmas! 🎄 It’s beginning to taste a lot like Christmas!
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things.
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!
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49 days until #Christmas! 🎄 I am putting out a pop punk parody Christmas album this year. I take popular pop punk songs and “Weird Al” the lyrics into silly Christmas lyrics. Here’s a sneak peek to a parody of Fall Out Boy’s “Grand Theft Autumn.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
49 days until #Christmas! 🎄 I am putting out a pop punk parody Christmas album this year. I take popular pop punk songs and “Weird Al” the lyrics into silly Christmas lyrics. Here’s a sneak peek to a parody of Fall Out Boy’s “Grand Theft Autumn.”
Remember, remember the 5th of November.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Remember, remember the 5th of November.
Who wants Boostah??!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Who wants Boostah??!!