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I cannot get over this acting choice by Brad Dourif in the Star Trek Voyager S3 premiere. His character was months into his rehabilitation for violence, and forced to kill an alien who had commandeered the ship, and he just... crumpled, for minutes, delivering lines in this position. So humanizing.
Brad Dourif lays face down in the fetal position in the USS Voyager sick bay with the holographic doctor kneeling in front of him with a sympathetic hand resting on Brad's back.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
tinyoctopus.bsky.social
Spouse took our dog to the vet this morning and this happened
Text from spouse reads "I met a different vet this morning. Vet: Howw deaf is he? Me: Stone cold deaf ma'am. *Vet begins snapping behind his head*
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Alkaline Trio album cover, but "alkaline" is poorly crossed out and replaced with "acid"
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Like, I promise bro
A black dog with white paws is sleeping peacefully on a tile floor with a vacuum running right next to his tail
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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AP article reads "Thean accused in the Charlie Kirk assassination [highlighted for emphasis] had earlier expressed to family his opposition to the viewpoints of the conservative activist" Blank template of "What views, motherfucker" 2 panel chasing goose meme
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Looking good, sir
Donald Trump from a long distance away looking like someone who is wearing a mask of his face, with hollow, dark eyes and a slack, black mouth Closeup of a skeletal zombie from The Walking Dead with large black eyes and extremely gaunt appearance
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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AP news article with the headline "Can Empathy Lead to Sin? Some Conservative Christians argue it can" except "empathy" has been blacked out and replaced with "Following Christ ".
August 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Matt Walsh tweet where he says he would kill every ape to save one human because he says humans are more important, and a commenter asks if he would suck off every ape to save one human
August 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Charles Entertainment Cheese being arrested at work in front of children.
August 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Lol
Screenshot of a portion of the article text. Highlighted section reads "The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.""
August 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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3/4 Portrait of a woman made of beads and fabric from https://www.instagram.com/sobaka_sutulaya.art/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
August 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Edited post of some ragebaiter that doesn't deserve attention
July 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"
July 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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For posterity
AP headline reads "Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90" with a photo of him in his younger years, wearing a grey suit and tie and large red/brown glasses, holding a microphone, making a facial and arm expression that could be mistaken for horror and surprise
July 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Mike Myers as his SNL character from Coffee Talk with a blank speech bubble at the bottom of the photo
June 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
tinyoctopus.bsky.social
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Screenshot from A fish Called Wanda where Kevin Kline is torturing Michael Palin
June 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Fighting for my life
Spotify Daylist header reads "copium upset saturday evening" sub header reads "You listened to fantasy and fairycore on Saturdays in the evening. Try some: copium, upset, tailspin, venting, fearful and weirdcore"
April 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Omg mean!
Spotify Daylist header that reads "crying bed rotting morning You listened to indie and Irish rock in the morning. Try some: bed rotting, crying, upset, drained, downtown vibes and relatable"
March 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Ben Wyatt voice: Could a depressed person make this?
Meme of a disheveled Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers. Text reads "I'm hanging by a thread. I'm watching don't kill myself TikToks"
March 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Bullying me
Spotify Daylist header that reads "seclusion sad girl tuesday morning"
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Tight shot of Lady Jessica's face from Dune wearing ornate Fremen garb and words painted on her face
February 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Identical twins, with the same glasses and hairstyle, and facial expression. Normal stuff, doesn't look like anything to me.
A closeup of a section of the movie poster with a camera in the foreground, and two visible faces a few feet apart in the crowd. The faces are identical, but one is slightly lightened and blurred
February 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Adobe Acrobat reminds us that this time of year can be tough on a lot of us
Screenshot of email inbox with unopened spam email from Adobe Acrobat, subject line reads "Goodbye, disorganized life".
November 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Found a cool snail
A brown snail with antennae spread out is climbing up some wet, green leaves of a bush
November 3, 2024 at 6:19 PM