Dispatch AU where Dwight Fairfield is a superhero, his superhero name is Mr. Pathetic and his power is that he's so pathetic that no one can hit him.

My favorites are the dish of plain-ass macaroni that looks like she boiled and did absolutely nothing else to and the cranberry sauce that looks.. wrong.

Honestly, I'd like to see someone play Pathologic because it's very firmly in the "I'd watch an LP of this but wouldn't play it myself" category.

The problem I had is that Alastor's backstory song is that it's identical to Vox's - they're the same character. If you try to describe them without talking about what they look like, you get the exact same character description.

Men will really kill all their emotions instead of kissing their giant monster boyfriends.

I like how the front legs are the pride flag and the back legs are the bisexual flag.

Theoden after going "yaoi mode".

The worst part about it is that I made my superhero OC months before the game released, knowing absolutely nothing about it, and it looks like he's a Phenomaman ripoff when my entire idea was "What if Frank from Shadow Hearts 3 was a superhero?" and was meant for an LP of Freedom Force.

Post Malone is Jack White after undergoing a villain arc, that's how I keep it straight in my head.

Don't forget to consult your local ombudsman.

And in Bethel too. Good luck with that.

I gave it a try and generally liked it, clearly a lot of inspiration from Hotel Dusk and Last Window.

Congrats, you've made Neopet Astra.

It opens with a drug addict talking about how hard his life is because he can't afford a car or a house. This book was written in 1976. If I had the money I have now, adjusted for inflation, I could almost buy a house outright in 1976. Fuck these boomers.

The author opens with this statement about reading a sci-fi novel and going "What a turnip, I could write something better" and that's exactly how I feel reading this.